TOS Caption Contest #206: Holiday Free-For-All

[Maurice]

KIRK: Scotty, I don't think this is the right office.
DR. BOB HARTLEY (OFF CAMERA): It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone... Uh, Carol, get these guys an appointment.

 

[Gary7]

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

Ha! Great one, ItsGreen.

 

[Gary7]

Felix: "Hey, you guys look a little lost. Are you moving in? Oh I hope so, we could use another odd couple around here."

Oscar: "Felix, this can't be good. Check out the weird ears on this one!"

 

[ItsGreen]

Enterprise, prepare for slingshot maneuver.
It looks like everything is settled down here.
He just made him an offer he couldn't refuse!

 

[alte]

 

[Bob Karo]

So that's where it was! Just slightly off screen this whole time...

 

[Hawku]

Scotty, have you parked the Enterprise yet?

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Ach, don't they bloody realize they can add whatever random TOS picture they want?"

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Bones, I'll have mine with pearl onions. I can't stand olives or lemon peel. They don't go well with these stale fruit cubes we're having for dinner."

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Whoever thought our '5 year mission' would last a lifetime? And that blasted Spock, he hasn't aged a day!"

 

[Gary7]

Spock was devastated. McCoy totally trounced him with his karaoke renditions.

 

[Gary7]

Serving on board the Enterprise had its advantages, especially on break time.

 

[Gary7]

In the mirror universe, Chekov was the master of margaritas.

 

[ItsGreen]

oops

 

[ItsGreen]

I don't care if the devil dog died, beam me the hell up,
we're freezing here on the North-East Coast!

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Who's going to make the feathers fly and knock Spock and McCoy out of the sky?
McCOY: I told you we shouldn't have given him that Batman series for Christmas.

 

[ItsGreen]

Holiday Free-4-All, OK here are some of my original entries at YCDTOST (You Can't Do That On Star Trek) oh about 10+ years ago

"SPELVIS"

 

[Gary7]

Gary Seven: "Look old man, I need your Atavachron. I'll give you a good deal on it, honest."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "'Get with the times, Scotty,' the captain says. 'Stop being such an old-fashioned chauvinist. There's nothing wrong with a woman working in the engine room!' So we transfer Lieutenant Martine down here and what does she do? She plugs in her hair dryer and blows every fuse in the main circuit board!"

McCoy: "These new Starfleet proficiency exams are murder!"

 

[Gary7]

Mr. Atoz: "There you are, you scoundrel! Hitting me over the head when I wasn't looking and stealing my Atavachron, and you thought you'd get away with it?"

Gary Seven: "Isis? I need a little help in here."