TOS Caption Contest #206: Holiday Free-For-All

[Isis]

Scotty: "Would you two hurry up? This is the worst Costco in the galaxy."

 

[Gary7]

Mr. AtoZ: "You idiot--that's not a urinal!"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Spock has been looking a bit long in the tooth lately. Can't you do something?"

McCoy: "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a fountain of youth."

Kirk: "OK, I'll admit there's still an awesomeness about him, but that just won't cut the mustard around here, Bones. You really have to do something--he really has to pull his weight."

<VERY brief pause>

Kirk: "Uh-oh, don't tell me he's right behind me."

 

[Isis]

When Sulu retired from Starfleet, he became a pop singer. His debut album outsold Lady Gaga.

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "These new Starfleet proficiency exams are murder!"

 

[Isis]

People dreaded going to the dentist, even in the 23rd Century.

 

[Redfern]

Chekov: "My shameful vice, 'kitty' porn!"



Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Doctor's waiting rooms of the 23rd century.

Spock & the Redshirt: Marriage counseling

McCoy: Giant boomerang embedded in head

Jamie Finney: Gas

Kirk: Blasted Federation ATM ate my card. Got any credits?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "I must admit, Doctor, my initial skepticism toward using a matchmaking service has turned out to be unfounded. This young lady they have selected for me seems quite personable."
McCoy: "Mine's a little stand-offish."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ATOZ: Thanks for bringing it back. Now about the fines...

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY (thinking): It's like prom all over again.

 

[alte]

Scotty: "Ach, don't they bloody realize all I ever wanted to be was a Ballerina?"

 

[Gary7]

Starfleet detention.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Are you pondering what I am pondering, Captain?"

Kirk: "Yes, but where are we going to get an erotic puppeteer at this time of night?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Balok: "Let's ditch these old geezers and get wasted on tranya."

 

[Redfern]

McCoy: "See, Spock? I told you she only had the single pair! Now pay up!"

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Chekov (sotto voce to Sulu): "Vell...eets not Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, but eet still has possibilities!"

 

[Gary7]

Balok: "Let's ditch these old geezers and get wasted on tranya."

Good one!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Group photo from the delgation trip to Australia 5.

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the W RB!

Scotty: "Ack! Ye twit, that was the bloody light switch, try the other one."