TOS Caption Contest #201: Remasters of the Universe

[Rat Boy]

200 caption contests and still going strong. Let's move on with...

Nice thing about basing movies off of comics is that the story boards are already done for you...

Gold Key's proposed panel for the Star Trek IV comic book adaptation.

"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space."

Later, Commander Hansen's bones were put in display at the Neverland Ranch...

Hansen: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

You'd think the captain would be supportive of this, but oh well...

Kirk: "Mr. Mallory, your social life is your own responsibility. If you can convince Yeoman Landon to wear that in private and on your and her own time, then more power to you. But there is no way I'm going to designate those palm fronds as 'manditory uniform of the day.'"

He didn't lie. He...exaggerated...

"Ten inches? I thought Vulcans couldn't lie."
"It's no myth."

Commander: Wait a minute, does that just means that each of them is only five inches?

Spock (hangs head): Yes.

Look closely...

Kirk: "Mr. Alex, none of my business of course, but where is your third hand?

You guys don't make judging Photoshops easy. Here's the cream of the crop...

McCoy (OS): "Spock, what the hell is Jim doing?"

Spock (OS): "From the expression on Hansen's face, it appears the captain is "Boldly going where no man has gone before.""

Sulu: "(Sigh) Why do I miss out on all the good away missions?"


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Gilligan: "Oh, thank God you're here sir! You're... you've come to rescue us, right?"

This is Tranya ...Once you go Balok, you never go back! Ahahhahahahaaa!

CARL: I'm really hungry all of a sudden...this all you got?

COMMANDER: I can send out for pizza

Congratulations to the winners. This week, Mendez calls a meeting to discuss what's been growing in the arboretum lately, the boys take a Vulcan camping trip, and from the looks of things, the Enterprise just went out for ice cream. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Mendez: "Yes gentlemen, it's a serious situation we're dealing with, one that's a deadly threat to the entire Federation."

Kirk: "What is it, Commodore?"

Mendez: "Some jackass keeps shrinking our shirts in the laundry. Velour has to be cared for properly, dammit!"

McCoy (gasping for air): "I...I don't remember...the hike being this bad last time."

Spock: "Captain, according to these readings, we've entered the Ben and Jerry Sector."

 

[jep]

Kirk: "What the... "

Spock: "Global cooling."


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[Rat Boy]

Mendez: "I'll make it simple. Someone has to clean out the inside of Captain Pike's chair and when Yeoman Piper did it, she passed out due to the stench. Mr. Spock, with your Vulcan constitution, you seem to be the logical candidate."

Spock: *sigh*

Vulcan attendant: "Couldn't we stop to catch our breath?"

T'Pau: "No! Keep moving, lackey!"

Kirk: "Memo to Starfleet: the planet of the Grouches has no worthwhile attributes for the Federation."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You change offices? I dont recall that view.

KIRK: Why did Spock mutter "Welcome to Thunderdome"?

KIRK: Galley, this is the Captain. Send up a quart of mint chocolate ice cream. I've got a sudden craving.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Captain's log, stardate 1478.3. Our effort to correct an atmospheric imbalance on planet Mio 432 by introducing a greenhouse gas-producing algae has turned into a disaster. We had no idea the algae would grow and spread so far and so fast!... On second thought: Computer, delete this log entry...and all other log entries referencing planet Mio 432."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

McCoy: "Where's the bathroom?"

T'Pau: "Down in the city"

McCoy: "Damn".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"...Ignore my theories will they?...don't need no damn ShiKahr...build better city...."

Eventually Surak gave up and turned to preaching instead.

"Captain's log, we've arrived at the Planet of the Fog That Turns People Inside Out. We're beaming down a landing party of redshirts to observe the effect. This should be an interesting mission for the science department".

 

[Mr. Adventure]

T'Palin: I think I can see Raal from up here.

McCoy: Can you hear me now?
Spock: Once again, yes, why do you persist in asking this question?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

T'Pau: "There are two paths before you Spock. Which will you choose?"

Spock: "Must all my inner turmoils become so irritatingly literal?"

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Let me guess, Mr. Chekov... you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque."

Chekov: "Albuquerque? No sir... it was Minsk."


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[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Climb the steps, Jim; climb the steps of Mt. Seleya!"

Kirk: "Screw that. We're taking the escalator."

 

[phenyx2]

Kirk: "Let me guess, Mr. Chekov... you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque."

Chekov: "Albuquerque? No sir... it was Minsk."


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Outstanding picture...great photoshopping

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Pink walls? Not exactly regulation..."
Mendez: "The walls are grey, it's the lightbulb which is pink..."
McCoy: "Still..."
Mendez: "... and Ensign Liberace is on report until a regulation pack of lightbulbs is delivered."

McCoy: "What the hell happened here? The last time we came..."
Spock: "Moles."
McCoy: "Those must be some moles!"
Spock: "Bite your head off, man!"

Kirk: "Captain's Log Stardate 4374.3. I have decided after careful consideration, and having visited Haggisworld, the Doughnut nebula, the Pringles wormhole and the Snickers asteroid belt, that Scotty will return from navigation back to engineering."

 

[T'Girl]

Chekov: "That cossack, he just deliberately rammed into us.

Kirk: "This is NACCAR Mister Chekov ... it's called rubbing."

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[Rat Boy]

Mendez: "Oh no you don't. You're not dragging me into one of those damn caption contests. Next thing you know, I'll be wearing assless chaps, dancing, or god knows what."

Kirk: *whispers*

Mendez: "Oh no."

Spock: "This is the land of my ancestors. It was a lot more land back in the day, but that's erosion for you."

Spock: "Captain, why is the Yorktown chasing us with phasers armed?"

Kirk: "I may or may not have gotten their science officer pregnant."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Uterus and fallopian tubes belonging to the mother of all space creatures.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Jim, it's not that I'm not appreciative of having an office window but did it have to be on Salem's Planet?"

 

[ItsGreen]

We've let Captain Pike man the helm one last time.
I hope the bridge crew understands beeps and flashes!

 

[ItsGreen]

After winning the Quidditch World Cup,
Harry is off to face "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"
......Khaaaan!