TOS Caption Contest #201: Remasters of the Universe

[Gary7]

Malachi Throne: "Gentlemen, I'm sorry about the demise of your series. But I think you'll like this spin off. You might even become more than guest stars."

Bill Shatner: "I'm not so sure... Star Trek Altantis?"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "I'm a busy man. This Pike stuff-couldn't we have done it by WebEx?"

 

[Isis]

Space...the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission...to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new ice cream flavors, to boldly go where no dessert lover has gone before...

 

[Isis]

Arex: "I can see my house from here."

 

[Isis]

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[LeadHead]

^ I may have to put a Enterprise over a planet picture in the next TNG contest, just for you to have some fun with my friend. Loving it!

Mendez: Fleet Captain Pike had an injury.

Spock: His hamstring again? You can't keep bringing us here every time he gets a boo boo.

Mendez: He was exposed to Gamma Rays.

Spock: Whoops.

 

[Rat Boy]

Guess I'll have to find the right font.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

McCoy: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

Spock: We should not have made this bargain

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

Spock: We should not have made this bargain

Kirk on the left: "Why the hell are you two talking with Asian accents?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

^ I may have to put a Enterprise over a planet picture in the next TNG contest, just for you to have some fun with my friend. Loving it!

Mendez: Fleet Captain Pike had an injury.

Spock: His hamstring again? You can't keep bringing us here every time he gets a boo boo.

Mendez: He was exposed to Gamma Rays.

Spock: Whoops.

MENDEZ: Just don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

^ I may have to put a Enterprise over a planet picture in the next TNG contest, just for you to have some fun with my friend. Loving it!

Mendez: Fleet Captain Pike had an injury.

Spock: His hamstring again? You can't keep bringing us here every time he gets a boo boo.

Mendez: He was exposed to Gamma Rays.

Spock: Whoops.

MENDEZ: Just don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Captin' Chris Pike, melted by gamma rays
Turns into the Hulk (ain't he un-glamour, ay?)
Wreckin' of the 'verse with the power of the bull
Ain't no monster-clown who is as lovable
As ever-lovin' Hulk?
Hulk!

 

[Isis]

Guess I'll have to find the right font.

Me, too.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "That looks good. Where'd you get it?"

 

[Isis]

^
That's my last ice cream-themed caption, I promise.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Captain's Log Stardate 4347.3. The good news is this moon in the Cacio Sector really is made from green cheese. The bad news is we waited so long that, at this point, it's more mold than cheese."

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Commodore, I swear to you, I thought your daughter knew what I meant when I invited her to my cabin to... stuff the turkey."

Mendez: "Umm-hmm."


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[Gary7]

McCoy: (whispering) "Spock is it just me, or does that building out there look like a giant mechanical duck?"

Spock: (quietly) "I am actually a little more disturbed by the enormous metallic looking gingerbread man in pursuit of it."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Captain's Log Stardate 4347.3. The good news is this moon in the Cacio Sector really is made from green cheese. The bad news is we waited so long that, at this point, it's more mold than cheese."

Scotty: "It's Stilton, ye heathen!" walks off mumbling. "Uncultured Americans and their damned processed cheese in a tube!"