TOS Caption Contest #184: You Can Chekov, But You Can Never Leave

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Vait, it's a trick! I'll stun them both!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Being in a terrible episode of STAR TREK.

So easy a caveman can do it. (TM)

 

[Rat Boy]

Some people really wanted to be the first to buy StarCraft II at the midnight launch.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: I wish I had a wig like that.

KIRK and CAVEMAN: Thanks!

 

[M'Sharak]

Chekov: If that's supposed to be dancing, you're not wery good at it.
Kirk: Don't look at me - he's the one who keeps trying to lead!

 

[Rat Boy]

Rand: "I may throw up on you."

Kirk: "And I may feel you up like a frat member whose only been practicing on a mannequin. Happy now?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: Wicktor! Wicktor!!!

KIRK: (thinking) I knew making "Victor" the safeword was a mistake.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Rand: "Captain, you should know i've seen Seinfeld and i know what you're doing."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Stopping short" worked...even with malfunctioning inertial dampeners.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "I didn't want to say anything in front of the rest of the crew, but, Jesus, Yeoman! Is that a hairdo or are you just wearing a furry fez?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: "I didn't want to say anything in front of the rest of the crew, but, Jesus, Yeoman! Is that a hairdo or are you just wearing a furry fez?"

Rand: "Furry Fez's are cool."