TOS Caption Contest #184: You Can Chekov, But You Can Never Leave

[Rat Boy]

Quit staring, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's congratulate...

For crossing a few things off the to-do list, our winner is...

Spock: "It has been a very productive day for me, Lieutenant. I have discovered a new solar system, solved a long-standing and supposedly irresolvable mathematical problem, and, just now, viewing you in that pose from this angle, I believe I have finally ascertained that pon farr can indeed be initiated by purely visual stimuli.

Obviously, although McCoy's a doctor, he's not a proctologist, as evidenced by our next winner...

KIRK: Quick...jump up and down! HARD!!

We'll get Sulu's gerbil out of you ONE way or another!!

For truth, our winner is...

Both in monotone voice: What has just been seen cannot be unseen.

And again for truth, our winner is...

SHATNER: Rumor is the budget's slashed and we're canceled. Thats why we have to fix our own food BBQ style.

NIMOY: Good one, Bill.

( all laugh)

I'm in the generous mood for Photoshops this week, so here we go. First, we have the ol' switcheroo...

Chapel, Better or worse with the new body?
Uhura, Better or worse?

For going on a little power trip, our winner is...

Alexander: "Oh boy, oh boy! I'm so glad I let Captain Kirk talk me into taking the powers. Now let's see, what shall we do first..."

And finally, for an even more annoying take on pop-ups, our winner is...

Spock: "Wow, these new 3D displays are fantastic."




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Congratulations to the winners. This week, we shine the spotlight on Chekov. However, because he wasn't in Season One, we'll slip one in of Rand. Next, we have Chekov wondering why he accidentally said "Sulu." And finally, we have Chekov doing what he does best on landing parties: standing around doing nothing. Since I'm going on vacation tomorrow, we'll let this one run until a week from Saturday. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Charlie (off screen): "He stopped short with Janice?! That's my move!"

Chekov: "You're a nice girl, but I'm afraid that in a matter of hours your head will be replaced by someone else."

Kirk: "Little help?"

Chekov: "Sorry, but Doctor McCoy told me to take it easy for a couple veeks because of my hangnail."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Wow.

I didn't realize I'd eaten THAT many sausages for breakfast this morning.

LANDON: Kiss me, Pavel.

Kiss me like you did in rehearsal...before all these fake plants went up and Gene groped me.

MORG: Well, Morg take partner...dosey-doh...

Round and round Morg and partner go!

 

[cooleddie74]

RAND: I sure hope that was half-digested food that just came out of your mouth, sir.

 

[LeadHead]

We have Handrails but no seatbelts?!

Landon: I know we'll be together forever, Pavel...

Chekov: Yeah, about that....

Morg: Let me out of this Episode!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Someone dropped a contact.

Chekov loved Tina Landon like he loved shaggy wigs. And tight-fitting velour that shrank in cold water.

MORG: Plot make no sense!

LOGIC ABSENT FROM SCRIPT!

LET MORGS OUT OF HERE!!!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Chekov: Tina...I'm....I'm pregnant

Tina: huh?

Chekov:...so then I told her I was pregnant.

Kirk: Then what?

Chekov: I ran off

Kirk: Good man.

 

[cooleddie74]

Davy Jones and the chick from THE MOD SQUAD...

in roles that won't surprise you.

MORG: Buffet table only $4.99?

ALL CAN EAT?!

Then get HELL out of my way, little one!!!

 

[T'Girl]

RAND: I sure hope that was half-digested food that just came out of your mouth, sir.

Pile of vomit grows six legs and scampers into a nearby air vent.

Chekov: Tina...I'm....I'm pregnant

Tina: "After you returned from fixing the engine on that alien spaceship and then that strange growth appeared on your right wrist, frankly Pavel I hoped it was something else."

Instructor: "... and then Ensign, you slam your knee into your opponent's groin like this."

Chekov: "I still don't get it."

Instructor: **sigh** "Okay, for the tenth time Ensign, grab his arms ..."

Janice: "I realize we're under fire Sir, but get your hand off my boob."

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[ItsGreen]

Was that a bee that flew out of your hair or that Scalosian chick again?


(p.s. thanks for the photoshop win and to the others who used and improved my chop)

 

[jep]

Caller, (OS): "Ace of diamonds, jack of spades, meet your partner and all promenade!"

Sulu: "Morg insists that you let him lead, Keptain!"


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[Nerys Myk]

TINA: Before you go on, let me make this clear. I'm a 10 and even with a better haircut you'd be a 6...6 and a half at best.

 

[26138]

Live from Sigma Draconis VI: It's The Big Joe Polka Show!

 

[jep]

Morg takes exception to Kirk's flagrant foul of grabbing and twisting his testicles while in the scrum.



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[ItsGreen]

Everywhere I go...
there alway something to remind me....
of another place and time...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Kirk: "My God! That's the biggest intergalactic spider I've ever seen! But don't worry, Yeoman, it's nothing to be afraid of."
Rand: "Easy for you to say! You're not walking around in a three-inch skirt with bare legs!"

Chekov: "Come closer to me, my dear! You must come closer to me! I cannot come closer to you! I'm standing on a box!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

<bifurcated joke>

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I knew I forgot something.

Rand: What's that Sir?

Kirk: Shields up!

Landon: It's so romantic to be here with you Pavel, especially when The Enterprise is being yanked down out of the sky by some crazy alien computer.

Chekov: This is how we do romance in Russia.

Kirk: He's attacking me Chekov!

Chekov: ...

Kirk: You've got a clear shot!

Chekov:...

Kirk: Stun him with your phaser!

Chekov: Oh yeah. By the way thanks for making me Chief of Security!

 

[LeadHead]

Bester: I know you'll end up doing great things at Psi Corps.

Landon: But I'm not a telepath.

Bester: Details....Details...

 

[cooleddie74]

Love means never having to dry-hump next to the plastic plants. (TM)