TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Line"

[Mistral]

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Chekov: "I don't know, Sulu. I feel like ve are being vatched for some weason."

 

[Mistral]

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Kirk: "...and if you hold your hands like this until you can get in the cold shower the urge to publicly masturbate can be avoided. At least, it works for me."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Charlie: "How 'bout if I make your testicles weigh 250 pounds each? <eyeroll> Can I have Janet then?"

Charlie: "How 'bout if I fill your penis with wasps? <eyeroll> Can I have Janet then?"

Charlie: "How 'bout if I have Khan meet Chekov in your colon? <eyeroll> Can I have Janet then?"

 

[John Picard]

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*voiceover* "Where will you be when you're diarrhea returns?"

Charlie: "Is there a problem, Captain?"
Kirk: <straining> "No!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Charlie: "How 'bout if I repeately run a Neelix-Centered Episode Marathon in your brain? <eyeroll> Can I have Janet then?"

Charlie: "How 'bout if I make you feel like Sulu does the morning after his birthday party? <eyeroll> Can I have Janet then?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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CHARLIE: Mike Myers?

KIRK: Correct!!!! Okay, see if you get this one.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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Charlie: "Is Janice in the caption contest waiting room?"
Kirk: "Yep. A couple of her. The older one is less repressed sexually, so look her up and give it a shot. Older women like to screw, and they're not worried about being a virgin when they get married or about Jesus or any of that shit. Winner, winner, chicken dinner."
<Charlie nods.>

True, very true. A couple of 20-something year olds nearly crapped themselves when I told them I was a virgin. My 48 year old ex didn't bat an eyelid, we just went for it. Ah, happy memories

Kirk: “Yeah, Spock may know how to ‘choke a bitch’ but my ‘sex-face’ beats that all to hell!”

Superb 'shopping!

Chekov: "Kepten, I have inwestigated what Mr Spock looks at through his little blue screen.
Kirk: "Yes, and?"
Chekov: "You... do not vant to know <sobs>"

 

[John Picard]

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Charlie: "Alright, Captain. *rolls eye* You have a never ending cornucopia of naked women in your quarters. They are oiled and ready."

Kirk: [sounding like Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons] "EX-CELL-ENT."

 

[John Picard]

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Kirk: *in a low voice* "I want you to slowly remove your duty uniform and --"
Checkov: "Oy! Vat are you tal-keeng abowt, Keptin?"
Kirk: *muttering* "Shit, wrong channel. *clears throat* "BELAY THAT, ENSIGN. NEVER SPEAK OF THIS MOMENT -- EVAR. Doing so will win you a one-way trip to a Nausican Labor Camp. UNDERSTOOD?"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Charlie: "...and then can I have Janet?"

Kirk: "For Christ's sakes, it's Janice, not Janet. That's why she won't give you the time of day!"

 

[Gertch]

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Charlie: "Are you still awesome if Spock will be in just as many Star Trek movies as you."
Kirk: "STILL.CAN'T.HEARYOU!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Charlie: "...and then can I have Janet?"

Kirk: "For Christ's sakes, it's Janice, not Janet. That's why she won't give you the time of day!"

Shit!

Joe, turning in his Trekkie card

 

[scottydog]

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[John Picard]

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Charlie: "I'm sorry. Was that *your* piece of cake that I ate?"

Charlie: "Captain Kirk -- <rolls eyes> How about a case of 'Morning Wood' that just will not go away?"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Charlie: "Wanna see Nimoy's check for being in the new movie?"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Shatner gets a very early glimpse of the reviews for Nimoy's The Good Mother.




Side note: Anyone else miss the TAS caption contest?

If DS9Sega doesn't mind, I may start it back up. I went to trekcore.com, looking for things to screw Spock's cereal box up with, and I saw quite a few shots that could be used.

I'll ask him.

Joe, not busy enough

 

[John Picard]

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Charlie: "Perhaps you should have Doctor McCoy correct that hernia of yours."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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Side note: Anyone else miss the TAS caption contest?

Sure, especially the Filmation goofs

 

[Captain Crow]

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Thanks for the wins Shatmandu.

Kirk: Windows MEXPDVDFTPBVDADD Mega Vista 2268 Puce Edition is the most stable version of Windows ever made my ass!

 

[Gertch]

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Charlie: "I think mama-gerbil is about to have babies." <rolls eyes>