TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Line"

[scottydog]

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Charlie: "How 'bout if Spock starts using his teeth? <eyeroll> Can I have Janice then?"

 

[Captain Crow]

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Kirk: Damn your hand is cold Ass Rubbing McCoy!

McCoy: I'll just slip it on in there and feel around.

[comedy thunk sound, Kirk flinches]

Charlie: Shouldn't I leave the room while you check Captain Kirk for polyps?

McCoy: No, I need an audience when I do this to Jim.

Charlie: Why?

McCoy: Because he's shit shy.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

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[Shatmandu]

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[scottydog]

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[Shatmandu]

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^ Took me almost a week to think of it! Of all the things to dwell on ...

I almost went with "Uhura's Crotch Clusters."

Joe, should be working

 

[Triskelion]

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^ Those ain't raisins!

 

[John Picard]

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Charlie: <rolls eyes> "Perhaps a Super Wedgie will convince you to let me have Janice."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Charlie: "Lotsa books. Big fan of War & Peace, eh? <eyeroll> Now it's in your colon. Give me Janice, or I'll do the dinosaur pop-up book."

Charlie: "How's about I run those Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath books through your brain, narrated by that atrocious broad from The Nanny?"

 

[Captain Crow]

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Charlie: Captain, if you don't stop humping that monitor I'm going to have to spray you with my water gun.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Charlie: "Enjoying that continuous loop of my Best of Nichelle Nichols reel-to-reel tape, dickhead?"

 

[Captain Crow]

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Charlie: Captain, be nice and I'll remove that poll I stuck up your ass.

Kirk: What the hell have you done to me!?!

Charlie: Since you won't let me have Janice, I've given you severe gas and sealed your ass shut.

 

[Shaw]

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McCoy: This is why I hate house calls.

 

[scottydog]

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Charlie: Captain, be nice and I'll remove that poll I stuck up your ass.

Spock: "This shall make a fine Charlie eyeroll pole."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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CHARLIE: Its been four hours, should I call Dr. McCoy?

 

[jep]

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Kirk: "Charlie, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Charlie: "Well... I... uh... I mean..."

Kirk: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"


.

 

[scottydog]

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Charlie: "How 'bout if I -- hey wait a minute. With tits like yours, who needs Janice's?"

 

[Triskelion]

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McCoy: It wasn't just any whistle. It was a double-stemmed bosun's call. On a lanyard.
Kirk: With a keychain.

 

[OhCaptainMyCaptain]

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Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

 

[Captain Crow]

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