TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness

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  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    The kids are taking a nap before we head over to the in-laws for that bag-of-cats-tied-over-your-head gathering some call Thanksgiving dinner. Perfect time for a quick changeover.

    Lots of fun again this week, as usual. The ones who get to carve the turkey, including a first time winner, a couple of second wins in a row, and captain crow getting his FOURTH Spock Award for a Double-Win are:






    Nicely done, all! And thanks to everyone who chimed in.

    This week's bits exemplify the holiday:

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    Have at it.

    Joe, who is about to eat like an ugly girl home on prom night


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  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Yeoman Flo: "Hope everyone likes pig's feet."



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    Shatner: "Cut, cut. I think Len's line here should be mine."


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    Spock: "Man, the Lions get whipped like the mashed potatoes every goddamned year. <throws betting slip>"
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Cartoon Premium Member

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    KIRK: Once they clear the table, the swinging begins.

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    GUARD: So much for the no doping rule.

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    SPOCK: These contests get harder each week. I got nuthin'
     
  4. Deranged Nasat

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    McCoy, over viewscreen: "Why aren't you on the bridge, Spock? Is this about you getting it on with Leila Kalomi before Jim could?"

    Spock: "He sent me to my quarters, to think about what I've done".
     
  5. Deranged Nasat

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Seated woman: "... .... ...You want me to get up and serve something, right?"

    *Men all nod*
     
  6. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Vulcan guard (to companion): "You know, S'bob, I was thinking lately. The sky. It's red. The entire planet's wearing red. Earth's sky isn't red. It's blue. So is Andor's. And Tellar's is probably blue as well. So that sort of makes planet Vulcan the "red shirt" of the Federation founders".

    S'bob: "I'll keep that in mind if any evil futuristic mining vessels with planet-killing weapons ever show up".
     
  7. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Voice from viewer: "Using the small knife, surreptitiously cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket. Be sure you get the popcorn with no salt, as that would be painful."
    Spock: "Indeed."




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    Male voice on viewer: "Hello! Pizza delivery. I hope you like extra sausage ..."
    Spock: "Oh, she does ..."
     
  8. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Miranda Jones was tempted to point out that she could smell that the stuffing was about a week old, but was afraid it'd give away her secret.

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    Kirk (thinking): Two contests where I get beat up? What did I do to Shatmandu to deserve this?

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    Spock misses his pussy.
     
  9. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Writer and occasional starship commander Premium Member

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Miranda Jones was relieved when meatloaf was served for Thanksgiving dinner instead of the rotten fish she swore she smelled in the room.

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    Kirk: A blind man passes a fish market, tips his hat and says, "Hello, ladies."
    Miranda Jones: Heard it.


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    Kirk (thinking): If only he'd hooked up with Lieutenant Uhura while we were at the Academy, then none of this would have to happen.

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    Spock (to himself): Doctor McCoy was right about Nurse Chapel--the carpet does not, indeed, match the drapes.
     
  10. Gertch

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Spock: "Now, pick up all those beads. That was my favorite necklace."
     
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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Miranda Jones: Mr. Scott, would you please close your legs? It smells of rotten haggis.
     
  12. Mysterion

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

    For Spock it was just another Thanksgiving at the "Kid's Table"...
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    GUARD: You wanna wrap it up? We got a Bar-Mitzvah scheduled here for 1:30.
     
  14. Kahloke

    Kahloke Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

    Thanks very much for the win, Joe!

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    The unique composition of Vulcan's atmosphere has the surprising effect of rendering plomeek farts visible to the naked eye. Note T'Pau, at left behind column.
     
  15. Kahloke

    Kahloke Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Witness the latent aftereffects of Spock's mindmeld with 'Uncontrollable diarrhea' McCoy...
     
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  16. johcomp

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Nimoy: Enough is enough!!! Where the f*ck is my BIKE!?!?!

    Shatner: Go to the Devil!

    Nimoy: Kirk....we have no dev.... SHIT!!!!!!
     
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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    Spock: "My nude jumping jacks on youtube?"

    <unfriends McCoy>
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

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    GUARD 1: You know the groom?

    GUARD 2: Went to school together. I called his mom a whore once.

    GUARD 1: I think he heard you.

    GUARD 2: Crap!
     
  19. John Picard

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    Remote peeping Science Officer Spock is watching you masturbate.
     
  20. Jonas Grumby

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

    Thanks for the win, Joe!

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    Blonde Yeoman: *suddenly stiffens* "Uh-uh! Both hands on the table, Mr. Scott!"


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    Spock: "A-4."

    Voice on intercom: "Miss. C-7."

    Spock: "You hit my battleship. D-6..."