TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness

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Jerry Reed, on viewer: "East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'; we gonna do what they say can't be done ..."
<Spock leans back, scratches balls.>

 

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Kirk: "...not... another... caption contest... where I'm being strangled...."

 

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Shit. I honestly didn't notice that. ^^^

The original cap I picked for the "fight" part of Thanksgiving, I changed my mind on. Didn't think it had enough to mess with. Here it is, as a bonus:




Joe, indecisive

 

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^But it's great to have a strangle theme!



Kirk: "...technically... i'm being choked ... not strangled...."




Kirk, flying: "I'd rather be strangled than have my head rammed into this wall.... plus my ass looks HUGE!"

 

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^







Miranda: "Someone in this room ... is thinking of FUCKING."
Kirk: "Down and dirty."
Spock: "Flawlessly logical."
McCoy: "I'll do you country-style, with gravy."
Scotty: "I'm yer bagpipes, baby."
Marvick: "Can I wear your sensor dress?"
Waitresses: "We're outta here."






<The Vulcans shake the little bell racks.>
McCoy: "What's that mean?"
T'Pau: "Next comes de buggering of de corpse."
McCoy: "... I'll wait."





Spock: "Miss Uhura, Spock here. My shipment of Astroglide arrived. You up for a little Hide-The-Pickles?"
Chekov, filtered: "Uh, she's in the bathroom. I'm covering."

 

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Getting in line to shop on Black Friday.

 

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Kirk: "I hope you're not feeling overwhelmed by all this attention, but you can understand, an all-male crew alone in space as long as we've been. I mean, Crewmen Malloy and Darnell here have been great for morale, but to finally have a real woman on board..."

 

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I know others have touched on this, but here's mine:




Spock: "It's gassy work, killin' a man ..."





Kirk, offscreen: "Whoever these two guys are, send them to the brig when they're finished kicking the shit out of each other."
Ben Finney, offscreen: "Yes, sir."





Spock: "The Voyager contest still hasn't changed over?"

 

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Spock was a man of few weaknesses. Floor to ceiling mirrors and Ginger Grant proved to be two vices too many.

 

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Kirk: "At least we're not at the kiddie table this year."

Scotty: "Suh, this is the kiddie table. The grown-up table has Cloud Festus, Conway Twitty, and Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy."

Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy (off camera): "Uh oh!"

Cloud Festus (off camera): "Holliest of Hollies says you need to be put into a rest home."

 

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`


Kirk: "Spock, did I ever tell you how I killed Gary Mitchell?"

Spock: "No, you never did."

Kirk: "Let's walk to the back of the arena and I'll tell you the story."




ON SCREEN

Gilbert O'Sullivan: "Alone again, naturally ... "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

 

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Shatner: I bet Pine gets a better stunt double.

 

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Kirk: "Hmm, this reminds me of an old movie. You know, if my name was Kiddo and yours was Gogo, I'd be just seconds away from snuffin' you good right now!"

 

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Thanks for the wins Shatmandu.



Kirk: You know I prefer the breasts.

Miranda: Sorry Captain, I got the last Turkey breast and you cant have it.

Kirk: I wasn't talking about the Turkey. I was talking about yours.



[theme from "Sanford and Son" emits from viewer]

Spock: Fred Sanford is indeed a heathen.



Kirk: DAMN BOURBON AND BEANS!!!!

 

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<Spock reaches back and cups the brunette's ass.>
Spock: "Be a doll and bring me a Johnnie Walker Blue, huh, babe?"

 

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Scotty fixed the space brakes.

 

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McCoy (OS): "Jim, I think your do-si-do needs a little work."

 

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Spock (OS): "Jim, I think your levitating needs a little work."

 

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It was a quiet week in space, so James Kirk took up break-dancing.