TOS Caption Contest #152: Assignment: Mirth

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I don't care if we are out of hotdog ingredients, you can't have Miss Whiskers."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Allow me to mind meld with the feline...

*pause and then, singing*

"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!"

 

[Tribble]

Spock: I think the cat just asked 'I can has Cheezburger'. I don't quite understand...?

Spock: Captain, I found this cat in your ceiling, and... Captain,what are you staring at me like that?


PS: I find Spock and the cat a lovely combination. Maybe, after I have stared enough at them, I can come up with captions for the other images...

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "We'll need three more cats. And a bag that ties."

 

[Triskelion]

It doesn't have "the mange", Captain.

 

[Captain Crow]

. Spock: The crew keep saying that Lieutenant Uhura's pussy smells like fish. [sniffs cat hard] It does not smell like fish.

 

[S'kai]

HAL: I'm sorry, Gary, I can't do that.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SPOCK: And I will hug and squeeze him and call him I'Chaya.

 

[Volpone_the_Fox]

Spock: "When you stroke it, it gets bigger."

Kirk: "Ooh, cool man!"

Guard: "Hat club my @ss, get out!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: As you can see, my friend is Chinese...

GUARD: All I needed to know. Freeze commies!!!!

SPOCK: Wrong decade for that explaination, dumbass!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Gary Seven: "You call that a mini-skirt, Roberta? Here, let me show you what this horn-dog makes the women on his ship wear..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Roberta: "Mother?"

 

[Gertch]

Gary7: "Sorry Jim but this is the future."
Jim: "Wemustdo some.thing abouthis."
Gary7: "Setting Earth on self destruct now."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "PhaserCat charged and ready, Captain."

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Who is that?

Spock: I believe it's Sally Struthers.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "So all homes will have one of these in the future."
Scotty: "Ach, yer all outta hamburgers ye putz."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Blonde: "No absolutely not..."
Nimoy: whines like a puppy
Brunette: "But he's got such adorable eyes, can't we just have one."

 

[scottydog]

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McCoy (OS): "Mphhoyya Gmph Mmbabba."

Spock: "Speak up. Cat got your tongue?"

 

[Triskelion]

May I suggest you make no sudden moves, gentlemen.

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: This pussy is built to take a pounding.