TOS Caption Contest #152: Assignment: Mirth

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sorry, I was half asleep and not paying attention when I posted that and didn't realise that joke had already done.

No worries, if it's funny once, it's funny twice.

 

[Isis]

Chick on left: Leonard...the show was cancelled five years ago. Let it go.
Leonard McCoy: <attempts to nerve pinch her, fails>

By the way, I always wondered whether they named McCoy Leonard because of Nimoy, especially because of that part at the end of Friday's Child where the kid gets named Leonard and Spock goes "Leonard?" I always wondered whether they'd planned from the get-go to do that at some point.

 

[Triskelion]

^ I just realized I called Nimoy "McCoy". D'oh!

It could be true, Isis. It wouldn't be the only real life person's name that found its way into various Trek series.

 

[Mysterion]

Thanks for the first-time win!

Kirk: You're not going to get a picture this way! You gotta hook the antenna up to the converter box, and the box to the input jack on the back of the TV!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Slocombe Spock: What about this ion fog! My pussy's been gasping all night.

Studio guard: Mr. Pine. Mr. Quinto. Mr. Abrams would like me to escort you two to the set--can't have any leaks to the rabid fan media.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Trying to frighten us with your squirtgun, Mr. Good Humor Man?"

 

[milo bloom]

Gary: "Who wants hot chocolate?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: And you are sure this is the only child you fathered the last time we visited this era?

KIRK: uh, probably.

GARY 7: Got another one!

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "What happened to the pussy, Spock?"

Spock: "I am holding him, doctor."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem...

Sorry, I was half asleep and not paying attention when I posted that and didn't realise that joke had already done.

And I'm just retarded! It is funny though!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Great, he just made another boom-boom in his diapy. Same shit, different day."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Blonde: "Oh, it is so great to actually meet you! It's a dream come true! And you're so much more handsome in real life! And tall, too!"

Brunette: "Psst! Psst! Cindy! He can't hire you! You need to find the one called Roddenberry!"

Guard: "Hold it! Nice try, fellas. Nice disguises. But I can spot those hippie boots a mile away!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock; "Captain, I believe your controller has been unplugged"
Kirk; "SEVEN!"

Gary7; "As you can see Captain, a tap to the left and I will simply allow the long piece to slide into place and earn myself a Tetris".
Spock; "Flawless. Logical and flawless."

 

[Shatmandu]

Gary: "Black Friday ads? Sure. What store?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Mr. Rogers: Damn it! This cheap piece of shit Picture Picture is broken again.

Nimoy: If you buy my crappy album I'll stop staring at your tits.

Kirk: Remember Gary, I want light starch.

 

[Rat Boy]

Gary Seven wows Kirk and Spock with his mad DJ skillz.

Shatner: "But we work here! I'm William Shatner!"

Security Guard: "And I'm Jack Lord. Get back on the damn tour!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Gary Seven, shouting: "WICCA-WICCA WICCA-WHUT?!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Spock, why are you trying to play that cat like your harp?

Spock: Some of the stings on my harp broke and they are made of catgut. I don't have any replacements and I didn't want to hurt the cat, so I figured I could get the same results with the catgut still inside the cat.

Kirk: Dumbass.

 

[Gertch]

Guard: "Okay, just checking that you guys are waiting for a flood too."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "No, sir, we are not spies. We're ..."
Spock, under his breath: "Homosexuals."
Kirk: "... homosexuals. Yes, two of Florida's many homosexuals, looking for a public bathroom to have anonymous gay sex."
Gus: "Oh. On your way, then."

Gary Seven: "Smooth move, Ex Lax."