TOS Caption Contest #149: Frog March

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    No kiddie maladies to blame this week; just busy at work. If I can't take a minute to make a dick joke, I know I'm swamped.

    This week's winners, including Nerys Myk earning the Honorary Spock Two-In-One Award, are:




    Very nicely done, all.

    This week's bits and pieces are:

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    (^^^ Suggested by seigezunt; great idea!)


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    And as a wildcard that's ripe for the photoshopping:

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    Have at it.

    Joe, froggy


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  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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  3. Nerys Myk

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  5. Shatmandu

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  7. Shatmandu

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  15. Tribble

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  18. captain crow

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  19. johcomp

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