TOS Caption Contest #149: Frog March

Can't believe I forgot to make the logo black-and-white.

Joe, non-canon

 

Kirk: Shut up and play along, Spock. They will pay us 100 bucks for this.
Explosive Diarrhoea McCoy (from off): That is not funny! Stop mocking me!

 

Sign: "Will work for quatloos"


(Sorry--I realize this looks really tacky--will try to photoshop in the next couple days.)

 

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Sign: "He's the one who cut the cheese"


(Again, sorry--will try to fix in the next couple days.)

 

Deela: Oh don't mind Rael - he just loves to watch!

Kirk: Wha......

 

Lt. Doug: But I am command staff, I have a gold shirt! And you're in blue!

Spock: Err, I meant senior staff only.

Lt Doug: But I'm doing a bridge watch, isn't that part of the senior staff?

Spock: I meant main characters with credits in the opening sequences.

Lt Doug: But what about Scotty or Sulu? Even McCoy wasn't in the opening credits in the first season?

Spock: ....

Spock: Lt, you are overdue in sickbay for your nude jumping jacks, report there immediately. (aside) Damn nitpickers....

 

Kirk and Spock, chanting: "CLOUD FESTUS FOREVER, MR. T NEVER! CLOUD FESTUS FOREVER, MR. T NEVER! CLOUD FESTUS FOREVER, MR. T NEVER! ..."

 

Deela: So that's the Karma Sutra worked through - next stardate we'll work through urbandictionary.com!

Kirk: <flips communicator> Kirk to Sulu........

 

Kirk: "Of course I'll call you once I reach Starbase 4. Why wouldn't I?"

 

Spock: We could increase our income by 50% if we cut a second hole for me.

 

Soon after, Star Trek got a 99-share rating in San Francisco, Miami, and Key West.

 

Kirk: "Legs are sore. I was really bringin' the heat there, wasn't I, baby?"
Deela: "Yeah, but you're no Grignak ..."

 

DEELA: Did you see?...I put a special hamper in the bathroom just for your shirts. the other one is just for socks and poo-poo undies.

KIRK: MMmmm.*


*from Young Frankenstein

 

Spock: Well, well, if that isn't Mister Sulu's buttpluck...

 

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together.



Kirk: "Phasers on vaporise, body armor force shields at max, girdles tightened and remember take no prisoners shoot to kill. And stand by men, we're taking the new movie by force."


*Cue music from The A-Team*

 

A true protest sign...misspelled as usual.

 

Nah, the lesbians wouldn't go for it.