TOS Caption Contest #149: Frog March

[Gertch]

Spock: "I stand relieved. Oh, and I left you a present."

* sniff sniff *

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Crap, Uhura's doing her fandance again!

Computer...nearest eyewash station?

 

[M'Sharak]

There was no time now -- it would have to wait -- but Kirk would
find out who was responsible for the whistled "Colonel Bogey March"
being piped at that moment over the ship-wide address system.

 

[Drob]

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to himself): "F**king budget cuts--now we're even buying our own boots."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk (to himself): "Who's stupid idea was it for Sulu to be the fluffer?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Seeing as scottydog used my photomanip, can I claim half a win?

Shoot, I can't believe I forgot that. I'll add it this change-over.

Joe, bad