TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

[M'Sharak]

DJ Kirk realized that, by routing the communicator signal through Carl's
headpiece, he could add this deliciously funky slap reverb by using the
empty cranium as an echo tank. He couldn't wait to try it out on Uhura.

"Yes, sir -- Buzboy Berkeleyovich Chekov. He was my great-great-
great-great-great-great-great grandfather, from Leningrad -- he
practically inwented modern choreography."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirks attempt at the Cossack Dance proved to be an epic failure.

 

[Isis]

KIRK:"I know they just had a casting call for the Energizer Bunny, but somehow it just isn't you."

 

[Isis]

KIRK: "Sorry, Spock, but you as the Tin Man for Halloween doesn't work."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Shatner's Ass: "Frrrrtttttttttt!"

Nimoy: "You are so fucking immature."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I hope no one a hundred years from now comes up with this idea. That'd be lame."

 

[A beaker full of death]

Suddenly, Kirk found himself regretting his most recent piece of action.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait a minute. He was in the fucking attic this whole time?"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "I can see my house from here!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Chekov: "Sensors show that all male life forms have disappeared sir"
Sulu: (under his breath) "Dam"
Kirk: "Did they eat them?"
Chekov: "It would appear so, sir"
Kirk: "Mr Sulu heading 178° mark 35° warp 9. Now!"
Sulu: "Aye, sir"
Chekov: "Sir that heading will take us into Romulan space!"
Kirk: "Better the Romulan's that those ladies"

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Scotty, how are you coming on the tank?
Scotty: Hello, computer....
Mr Nichols: Not now, Madeline!
Chekov: Nuclear wessels.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: I'll be in my bunk.

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: I think I'll call him Data.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: I-21. I-21.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "OK, Spock, Q-tip time. And I hope you don't have as much earwax as last week. I just wish those women had left the 'personal hygiene center' of your brain when they took the rest."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: And you're sure there's no way Spock will know what we do with his body?

MCCOY (over comm): Affirmative, Jim.

KIRK" Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!

 

[Ssosmcin]

Sulu (excited): I had no idea you were in the Rockettes, Captain...

Kirk: Goddamned Roger Korby.

First one to make me laugh out loud in a good long time. Well played.

 

[Jptrekker]

Kirk: Any sign of a new caption contest?
Sulu: No sir, Shatmandu must be at Chuck E Cheese's again.
Kirk: Again with Ratboy's pizza parlor, when is the health dept going to close that place down!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Now see, gentleman, that's a man who deserves to get his own ship straight out of the academy.
Chekov: But, sir, that's you.
Kirk: Exactly.

 

[seigezunt]

Chekov: Keptin, sensors picking up heavy Fail readings, in the wicinity of the The Neutral Zone...

Kirk: Romulan activity?

Chekov: No, Keptin. It appears to be an old-style bulletin board thread concerning a Gorn takeover of Earth in 2012...

Kirk: Not that idiot again...