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TOS Caption Contest #136: Creeps, Peeps, Beeps, and Sleeps

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McGivers: So like Bella and Edward are totally in love, but, you know, they shouldn't be together....and that bitch, Anne Rice, she, like, totally stole ideals from Stephanie...hey you want to read my fanfic?

Khan (thinking): If it wasn't for the thing she does with her tongue, I swear I'd snap her neck right now.

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Yeoman Rand stayed at the post...when the trainees ran.
 
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Khan: "You break this mirror, you get seven years bad luck."

McGivers: "Seven years... Just like poor Spock who has to wait seven years to get some action."

Khan: "I'm sure waiting seven years is no problem for him."


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Spock: "Four years, 3 months, 6 days, 22 hours and 15 seconds.... Four years, 3 months, 6 days, 22 hours, and 10 seconds....."
 
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Khan: "Oh that? It's just a regular one way mirror..."

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Spock: "Oh yeah, take it all off, ensign."





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Spock: "I knew you wanted a Klondike bar, but ... I had no idea you'd go so far for one.


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Spock: "Captain ... that slot you just shoved the VHS tape in, is in fact not a VCR, but rather his power source. I assure, the frantic beepings are cries for help, not degredated tape qaulity."
 
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DeForest: You know how it goes Grace if you want a regular role you've gotta sleep with him
Grace: Yeah, but come on does he really have to wear the costume?
 
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Khan: "The young Russian Ensign, he blamed me for a particularly smelly ... bowel evacuation ... he left in the Rec Room toilet."
McGivers: "Chekov did that?"
Khan: "Chekov. Chekov. Anyway, about your hair ..."




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Kirk: "Ah, you're here. The Yeoman and I were discussing sex, and she claims women are capable of having orgasms. Silly, right?"
 
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Khan: "The young Russian Ensign, he blamed me for a particularly smelly ... bowel evacuation ... he left in the Rec Room toilet."
McGivers: "Chekov did that?"
Khan: "Chekov. Chekov. Anyway, about your hair ..."
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Khan: "The young Russian Ensign, he recommended this hair stylist who gave me this ... Travolta-style Pulp Fiction haircut."
McGivers: "Chekov did that?"
Khan: "Chekov. Chekov. Anyway, about your hair ..."
 
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Spock: "We've found the computer outlet, sir."

Kirk: "Plug in; he should be able to interpret the entire Imperial network."

Pike: "Beep!"

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No one told Spock about the "Day without Megan Fox on the Internet."
 
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KAHN: Androids always have an "off" button...ah, here it is.




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RAND: Got 'im all warmed up for ya, Doc. He's all yours.

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KIRK, thinking: And here I've been using my own legs, like a sucker!


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SPOCK: Dude...my hands are huuuge.
 
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McCoy: "The surgery was a success, Jim. She is now a Conehead."

Kirk: "You misheard me. I said make her moan when she gives head."

McCoy: "Oops."
 
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Khan (thinking): If she misspells it 'Kahn' one more time, I swear I'll snap her bony little neck.
 
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