TOS Caption Contest #132 - esrevinU rorriM

[Drob]

Low budget Trek:

Spock with a re-used prop
Scotty repairing a Jefferies Cube

 

[Gary7]

Chekov: Stuck on night shift again! I think it's time we assassinated our boss, Mr. Sulu.

Scotty: Mr. Spock, this is the worst airbrushing job I've ever seen! Stick with the sciences, lad.

 

[Gary7]

Chekov: "Dis really sucks! (Sulu grins) Mr. Sulu gets to vatch wideos and I'm stuck vith Legos again."

Scotty: (hanging over bridge railing) "I still can't see it Mr. Spock. Can you point it out?"

And Spock did his dirty deed with the hypospray sedative... Scotty was heard from no more.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: "Ooooh, hello there sweetcheeks!"
Scott: "Looks like I picked the wrong day to wear ma kilt tae work."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: You hold the Captain's gimp by the neck, and I will administer the hypo.
Scotty: Ack, this is too much trouble to clean it's cage, I tell yah. Where's Chekov when yah need him?

Chekov: I can't get this smell off of my hands.
Sulu: Helped clean out the gimp's cage again did ya?
Chekov: You know, gimps are a Russian inwention.

 

[Gary7]

Overcome with boredom, Chekov continued his futile attempts at telekinesis.
Chekov: "Concentrate... you can do it... push buttons, push!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Definitely let us know when the CD is out. My kids love music in the car, and they're getting tired of me telling them why they'll love The Beatles someday.

Chekov: "You know vhat's evil? Scotty's breath since he came back from the landing party. Jeesh."

Scotty: "This reminds me of my date with Miss Uhura last night."
Spock, pausing: "The large box? The high-grade narcotics?"
Scotty: "Aye."

There was resistance to Starfleet's regulation change concerning communications officers and their notoriously-unkempt ladybits.

Scotty: "Split in two or not, if we don't have this beasty back to the cook by four, there'll be hell t'pay."

 

[T'Boggan]

Chekov: "( Screams!) Sulu! Ive stapled my hand to the console again"
Sulu: " Wait a minute! The Butlers peeking at the lady in the bath through the keyhole again..."

Scotty: "Ach Spock...I wanted 'Uhura' Tattood on my left cheek !"
Spock : " Perhaps if you desisted from clenching when I bring my tool neer your posterior"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Scotty: Aye sir, nothing left but the Turkish Delight.
Spock: I would advice engineer Scott, that in future we go through the layers before passing the box around.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Next time ye make a glory hole, how's about ye consult your chum Scotty first, huh?"
Sulu, offscreen, tense: "Okay."
Scotty: "Fine. Okay, trank him, Mr. Spock."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"De Assassination light is blinking again. Looks like Mr. Riley finally got vat he deserved for all dat off-key singing."

"Hold her still, Mister Scott.

We're going to give her a tramp stamp if it takes all the men and women on this vessel to keep her down with her shirt pulled up."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Odd.

Until right now I never noticed somevone left old chewing gum on dis panel of buttons. Disgusting!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "What's the captain see in that Marlena woman, anyway?"

Chekov: "You vouldn't understand."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Pavel...come look at this. I've got my console viewer rigged so I can see people in their sonic showers!"

CHEKOV:"Vait a minute...I just sneezed into my hand."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Ick. So that's vhat they mean by if you shake it more than once, then you're just playing vith yourself."

Sulu: "I'm going to keep staring into this scope and pretend I didn't hear that."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"De keptin even put an Imperial logo on my buttons?

That does it...de man MUST be killed!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: You lie, Sulu. There is no hair on my palm.
Sulu: Te-he.

 

[highlander]

Scotty: "Tha placement is perfect."
Spock: "The signature is an exact match."
Scotty: "Aye he'll never know we lost his Barry Bonds homerun ball out the air lock,"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Why am I always the one who has to go crawling around in the ship's plumbing? The first time was a bloody accident!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

INT: LADIES' HEAD -- STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

Uhura (below frame): What the hell?!
Scotty: I got her head, Mr. Spock! Give her the trank.