TOS Caption Contest #130 - Busted

[Outpost4]

It was said best by TLV:

and a new meme is born. Stealth Spock we salute... Where did he go?

He went into TrekBBS lore, TLV.

Stealth Spock travels back to March 5, 2008 to prevent the Running Spock gag from ever happening.

I'm glad Rat Boy is around to remember these kind of anniversaries. I certainly don't.

Last week it was a first time win for Gary7 and a second wins for both 26138 and Mistral. Keep up the good work, guys. Rat Boy can't win them all. It just seems like he does.

Much to everyone's delight, Friday was always Prozac day.

Kirk: My chicken sandwich and coffee? This is my chicken sandwich and coffee?! I want these food cubes off the ship. I don't care if it takes every man we've got, I want them off the ship!

Spock finally caught the guy who kept setting the AC at 69.

We also have a photoshop winner, with the artwork by Rat Boy and Nerys Myk and the caption by highlander. This caption fits the newest character in our cast, Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy.

Star Trek:The Incontinent Generation

Let's make this next contest of our shorty ones, a 3-4 day affair. I'll change this out mid-week. In our two pictures, we have an explosion that's already happened and one that's about to. By now, nobody should be surprised these two pictures come from the Props Re-used thread.

No drinking on the job, folks.


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alrik
Alyssa (3x)
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
Cakes488
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (22x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (11x)
Dohlman
DrBob (9x)
DS9Sega (7x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gary7

First Time Winner!
Gertch (23x)

goldbug (2x)
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (10x)

Plus one this time for a total of 11!
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Johnnyracefan
John_Picard (4x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort (5x)
Mistral

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
Mojochi
M'Sharak (13x)
NCC-1701 (7x)
Nebusj
Nerys Myk (27x)

Plus one this time for a total of 28!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (16x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (36x)

Plus one this time for a total of 37!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (18x)

Sector 7
Shatmandu (24x)

shivkala
Sir Rhosis (2x)
S'Kai
Super Grover
Tan Ru
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (4x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (16x)

Plus one this time for a total of 17!
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2x)
Tim M (3x)
Toban Kal
Triskelion (12x)

Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Ward Fowler (4x)
Woulfe (4x)
Zachery Smith

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: The explosion was caused by explosive diarrhea. Get me McCoy!

Scotty: OK, every time the captain rips his shirt or Sulu brandishes a sword, you take a drink.

 

[Michael]

Kirk: Bones, get down here. We have installed a camera in the sewer of Yeoman Rand's toilet. Also, Scotty brought his bong ...

EDIT: Well, you can't say I ain't trying.

 

[Outpost4]

^ And I thank you for it!

Kirk: Scotty says he conduit. I say he can.



(Some people may wish I wasn't trying. )

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: If you think wearing a suit of Pepto-Bismal will keep you from getting drunk, you're sadly mistaken.

 

[Piper]

Scotty had warned him what would happen if he put his white uniform in the same wash, but he just hadn't listened.

OR

After wearing his pink shirt to work, he found himself locked up in a cell with rubber walls and a cellmate who claimed to be Scottish but clearly wasn't.

 

[Gertch]

Scotty loved to retell his story of tracking down and mounting the last elusive Tribble, Stripes.

 

[highlander]

Scotty: "The more I drink the better that jumpsuit looks laddie."


P.S. Thanks for the win!! Bladder control jokes are my forte!!

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "We seem to have sewage issues down here Mr. Spock. Please send down Outpost4."

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: "Do a friend a favor and pee in here please laddie? The doc will ne'er know."

 

[highlander]

Scotty: <as a tear rolls down his cheek> "I'll wear the kilt for ya laddie...I'll wear it."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Mr. Spock, please issue an order throughout the colony: maxi-pads and tampons are no longer to be flushed through the chemical toilets.

Scotty: A'right, laddie, but I've never done this sort o' thing before.
Kelvin in Pink: Trust me once you go multi-species, you never go back.

 

[26138]

Thanks for the win, Outpost4!

Captain's Log: Note - for future reference, courtesy flushes shall be required after every third grunt. Additional - the galley is banned from having burrito buffets.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Tomar: [Slurring] "WHaaat isss it?"

Scotty: [also Slurring] "Dr McGillicuddy's Fireball, it'll warm your cockles"

Tomar: [Slurring] "Howw good ish it?"
Scotty:[Slurring] Ayee the captain uses it for panty remover with a 85% success rate"

Tomar:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "No, don't tell me: Ellison."

Fortunately, the Kelvans decided to invade on St. Patrick's Day.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Scotty thinks it was caused by some sort of acid. No idea of the source.

 

[Gary7]

Scotty: "Captain, you were right--your gin still will fit inside this transfer conduit that you blasted a hole in. But I'm a wee bit uneasy about doing this for a secret hiding place..."

Scotty: "Aye, it's the best thing we got goin' aboard--fresh from the Captain's secret gin still!"


P.S. Thanks for the win, Outpost4. So many great lines in that last one, I didn't think mine had a chance without a sexual innuendo.

 

[Gary7]

When starship scavenger hunts go just a bit too far.

Scotty: "Laddie, I'm tellin' ya--a couple swigs o' this stuff and that bloody bald spot on the back of yer head w'll be gone."

 

[Gary7]

Scotty: "Laddie, I'd be more than glad ta have another drink with ya. But if I don't hit the head right now, I'll be peeing in my pants in no time at all."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: It's not a dress!!!!!