TOS Caption Contest #130 - Busted

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "So ye blew the back of Lois Lane's head off? That's rough. What was playin' at the drive in?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "So the reporter chick ran off with the guy from the X-Men movies, big deal. You could always try looking up Wonder Woman."

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: So he tugged on your cape. Laddie, get over it.

 

[26138]

Kirk: "It appears to be a giant gerbil-like animal. Do we have anyone on board who knows the ins-and-outs of such things?"
<Redshirt snickers; Scotty shoots him a quick glance.>

Spock: Mr. Sulu is on his way down.

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Mysterion]

Kirk: This is the Captain speaking to all crewmembers: absolutely no showers until we get the water-hearter fixed!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "What part of 'don't flush the toilet' do those bleedin' fools above not understand?"
Kirk, flicking wrist: "I got it, I got it."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty: "It's not ma fault if you didnae pay attention laddie, I did say that it were green."

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "You plan and you plan. You have meeting after meeting, but when it comes to sewage.......shit happens."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: This sewage problem is worse than I thought. Get Lt. Ed Norton down here immediately.

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "Kirk to Outpost4."

Outpost4: "Outpost4 here."

Kirk: "Looks like we're going to have to tell the Sewage Planning Commission that it's back to the drawing board."

Outpost4 *groan*

 

[Triskelion]

Can I offer yeh some shite?

Kirk: Captain's log supplemental. We've scanned the equipment and conducted full spectral analysis. Our suspicions were confirmed.
Scotty: Och, when'll people ever learn?? Ye canna change the laws of physics, Captain! Shit and fans just donna mix!

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Make one Lucky Charms joke and you'll be wearing this plate on your head. I'm Scottish, not Irish."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Yeah, we're working on it. Send down a plate full of pork chops, a loaf of bread, and a gallon of milk. <turns> You guys want anything?"

Gort: "We have a name for such a thing on Kelva: we call it 'a big plate of shit.'"

 

[highlander]

Scotty: "This was supposed ta be me corned beef an cabbage...."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Tell me, lad...

Margot Kidder...

She ever hide in YOUR bushes?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"No, our refrigerator isn't running.

Not ANYMORE."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Bridge, we've found the source of the problem. Scotty's still exploded."
Uhura: "Acknowledged."
Kirk: "Scotty. How long until its up and running again."
Scott: "Oh, gimme an hour or two and ye'll never know anathin ever happened."
Kirk: "Bless you Scotty. You really are a miricle worker."

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Good news, Spock. Scotty says the still should be up and running again very soon. Tell Dr. McCoy he can start weaning the crew off of the Darvon."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Scotty's making progress.

But it's gonna be a while. That cherry bomb did a LOT of damage to the beer cooler."