TOS Caption Contest #126 - Propped Up

[Outpost4]

A few posters have suggested that we use pictures in the caption contest from the great Re-used Props thread. Who am I to argue with folks this wise? In fact, we'll make it a double special contest. We'll also make this caption contest one of our three day ones. I'll change it out again on Thursday.

But before that, we all have to congratulate two first time winners to the TOS Caption Contest. While Tan Ru is Damn New to these parts, Mistral has been playing for a while. It makes no difference; both are funny folks. Holding down the low standards of the old guard is cooleddie74. And we have a special photoshop award for Rat Boy for the perfect caption to one too many JJ Abrams interviews.

KIRK:"Finger painting is THIS awful in this universe? We HAVE to save these people...now!!"

"My God! It's full of stars!"

"C'mon over for my big BBQ Shatner says. You can run my new grill he says.... Here, let me add more kerosene he says........ Drop and roll he says....... I'm so, so sorry he says......."

J.J. Abrams' love of Star Wars became a little too apparent in the new Star Trek movie.

And for our new pictures, we have McCoy and a tech in Sick Bay, Uhura literally on the bridge, and Spock...well, we'll soon find out what's happened to Spock.

Remember - it's a three day contest. I'll try to remember, too.



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alrik
Alyssa (3x)
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (20x)

Plus one this time for a total of 21!
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (11x)
Dohlman
DrBob (9x)
DS9Sega (7x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (22x)

goldbug (2x)
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (9x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Johnnyracefan
John_Picard (3x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort (5x)
Mistral

First Time Winner!
Mojochi
M'Sharak (12x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nebusj
Nerys Myk (25x)

Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (16x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (34x)

Plus one this time for a total of 35!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (18x)

Sector 7
Shatmandu (23x)

shivkala
Sir Rhosis (2x)
S'Kai
Super Grover
Tan Ru

First Time Winner!
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (15x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2x)
Tim M (3x)
Toban Kal
Triskelion (11x)
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Ward Fowler (4x)
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Try switching hands, crewman.

Uhura had her console set to vibrate.

McCoy: Nurse, I said Bud Lite, not butt light!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Spock, if you say, 'Illuminating, Doctor,' one more time, you aren't making it out of the operation alive.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Crewman: "Are you sure I need to use the whole fist, Doc?"

McCoy: "If you want her to respect you in the morning, damn right you do!"

Spock: "Lieutenant, what you keep in your quarters is your own business, but I must insist you keep your Sybian off the bridge."

McCoy: "Had to try the damned thing for yourself, did you?"

Spock: "I assumed my Vulcan inner rectum would protect me."

 

[Admiral Bear]

Uhura was the unwitting volunteer in Spock's testing of the stolen Romulan penis cloaking device.

 

[Outpost4]

Obviously the ribbed communication dohickeys weren't only inserted in the ear.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "I find your excuse pitiful Lieutenant. There is no such being. You may be walking bow legged, but you will complete your duty shift."

Chapel: "He didn't believe Uhura and now look at him."
McCoy: "Poor thing passed out from the pain.... what's this? A tattoo?"
Chapel: "'something something was here.' I can't quite make it out..."

McCoy: "I've caught the Phantom Fister Jim, what do you want me to do with him."

Kirk: "Introduce him to the concept of lubricant, and the get me some more painkillers dammit!"

 

[Outpost4]

Crewman Stroke: Doctor, Outpost4 superglued my fingers into this position!
McCoy: He wanted all the screen caps to have a sexual connotation.
Stroke: But, Doctor, I'm left handed.
McCoy: It's only for three days, crewman, only three days.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

McCoy: Congratulations on retrieving your class ring, but have you learned anything?

Spock: "Miss Uhura, I did go black and I must report that I will go back"

McCoy: Damnit nurse! When I said to stimulate him, that wasn't what I had in mind. This operation will fail unless he's able to lay flat.

 

[Cakes488]

Bones: Relax crewman ....no it's not that large and this will be over in a jiff -- Jim, is that enema ready yet?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Damned Vulcan, everyone else makes do with a cup and jazz mag when I ask for a sperm sample. He insists on being milked... You forgot your surgical gloves Christine."

 

[Tan Ru]

Yes crewman, the Captain wants the brandy again. . . . and NO;
quickly downing a bottle of brandy does not lead one to attempt rape. . .I swear it.

 

[Cakes488]

Nurse Chapel at long last finally saw her chance! She deftly snuck her hand under spocks blanket and finally had her way with him.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Dammit Spock, I don't see why I have to massage your prostate while Chapel gives you a hand job."

Spock: "The good nurse will have both her hands full Doctor."

McCoy: "You mean I have to listen to her talk as well? This deal is getting worse by the minute."

Spock: "Perhaps in future you will think twice before playing poker with a Vulcan."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Yeah, we've all beefed Miss Uhura, Darnell. She brings out the best in everyone."

Uhura: "Man, my butt is itchin'. <scrapes self on console>"

McCoy: "I told you not to go on a cruise with Sulu. I told you ..."

 

[Mysterion]

McCoy: No, son, the size of your fist has nothing to do with it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Ah, I believe you found my stylus."

McCoy: "Don't tell me; she hid her stylus on your chair."

Spock: "Less prattling, more removing, Doctor."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kelley: "Yeah, yeah, bitch, bitch. You're the only one in this scene still alive, at least ..."

Spock, writing: "Uhura -- skirt length -- bush visible -- odor excessive."

 

[Rat Boy]

Blue shirt (thinking): If he calls me son or boy one more time, I swear I'll...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Don't worry, son. Every girl loves a good donkey punch, just ask the captain.
Kirk: Yeah, yeah... donkey punch... now where's the damn brandy!

McCoy: See I told that boy to use the donkey punch on a girl. No, he had to listen to Sulu instead.
Chapel: It wasn't him, sir. It was the captain.

Spock: Please, Miss Uhura. I barely tapped you with that donkey punch.