TOS Caption Contest #125 - 5 Day Work Week

[battrekker]

The face Sulu made when he realized the Enterprise was going to the Amazon Planet was priceless.

Kirk: Bones, what's up with this Meth lab, mister?
McCoy: Uh, I'll make sure it's disposed of immediately, Captain.
Kirk: That's not what I meant. I meant, why haven't I tried anything from it yet?

No, I just tried some of the meth from the Enterprise.

 

[SPOCKED]

Director: What the..? CUT!! - would somebody check Captain grampa here for a pulse?!?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Steve McCrosky; "Looks like I chose the wrong day to give up amphetimines."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Hansen: "... logical to light farts my foot! ... Stupid Vulcan... Fucking Plomeek Broth..."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Remember when I spilled that acid last year?"

Commander Harvey Hanson: "I certainly do!"

 

[Triskelion]

There's got to be a way! How can we somehow get these sleevleless vests even more sleeveless?
Dammit Jim you're insane!
Aye Captain, it canna be done! You canna break the laws of physics!
Even more sleeveless? If only it could be done, Captain!

What have we done! My sleeves are longer than ever!

 

[John Picard]

Hanson: "There....are....FOUR LIGHTSSSsss!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Stop, drop and roll?? What a crock!

 

[John Picard]

Hanson: "220/221 -- whatever it takes. SHEESH!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

An audio caption springs to mind

Hansen: "It's..."

Click

 

[John Picard]

An audio caption springs to mind

Hansen: "It's..."

Click

Brilliant

 

[Nerys Myk]

BLUESHIRT: All I know is you've got on a redshirt and I'm at navigation. Not...good.

REDSHIRT: Been nice knowing you man.

MCCOY: Hrumph. I've seen monkeys who can paint better!

KIRK: Yes, but is it art?

SCOTTY: Everyone's a critic!

UHURA: Who's Art?

HANSON: Dinner's gonna be a little late!

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"What does the odometer say now?

Uh-oh. We better get her back before the Captain finds out."

KIRK:"Finger painting is THIS awful in this universe? We HAVE to save these people...now!!"

HANSON:"Don't...don't use the Model 250 microwave!!

DON'T USE IT!!!"

 

[Tan Ru]

"C'mon over for my big BBQ Shatner says. You can run my new grill he says.... Here, let me add more kerosene he says........ Drop and roll he says....... I'm so, so sorry he says......."

 

[cooleddie74]

STAR TREK: AFTER HOURS

When the Captain's away...

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: I don't imagine we can glue that back on...

Kirk: It took all these chemicals to get the hair off of my palm.

Hanson: Mentos and Diet Coke, my ass!

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "Ensign Forehead, come around hard!"
<Ensign Forehead giggles. The Enterprise hits Starbase 11 and both explode.>

Kirk: "How would inserting this into Miss Uhura help?"
McCoy, shrugging: "Wouldn't hurt."

Hanson: "You know, this would be a great time for that 'LOST' whoosh sound."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Evasive maneuvers!

Quick...someone put their thumb in my buttcrack!!"

"Alright...WHO'S been playing with and mixing the ketchup and mustard bottles?"

Yet another senseless, tragic victim of the Hot Pocket.


When will it end?

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"He's saying he's gonna RAM US!!!"

SULU:"Dammit!!

And I don't have enough time to drop my pants and turn around, either!!"

 

[John Picard]

Hanson: "Enterprise...minor problem in the kitchen, but the luncheon is still on."

Sulu: "Oh my...Uh, Mr Hanson, Starfleet has ordered us to the Neutral Zone. Sorry we can't make the luncheon."