TOS Caption Contest #126 - Propped Up

[The Squire of Gothos]

Bones; "We've removed two containers of window cleaner, a telephone, bottle of ketchup, two electric screwdrivers, a pair of pliers and a salt and pepper shaker from back there. You don't just beat Sulu on sheer volume but variety too."
Chapel; "Also, you're now banned from engineering and the mess hall."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Nurse, you'd better tell Scotty to gather his bagpipes."
<Spock raises head.>
McCoy: "Just fucking with you. Heh."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "Nurse, get Scotty on the comm. Tell him we've found his missing finger."

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "You wanted me to find some way to talk to the whales, Mr. Spock; this was the best I could come up with."

 

[Cakes488]

THE EFFECTS FROM BREAKFAST WERE STILL RATTLING LT. UHURA WHEN:

Spock: Excuse me Lieutenant, regrettably, there is no qualified personnel available at this present time to relieve you from your duties. We will have to dine on the bridge, please advise what you would like to consume.

Uhura: Thank you Mr, Spock, I'll take the double stuffed refried bean and beef burritos with extra sour cream and avocodo on the side!

Spock: Noted Uhura, I will inform you when it is prepared, to the balance of the bridge personnel I will warn you.
*thinking* I must devise a way to thwart this lunch request for the safety of the crew...
*writing* salad with dressing on the side.

 

[Outpost4]

I know I said I'd change out the contest today but Village Photos has said they'll be upgrading their software and they must be doing it right now. It's sort of hard to judge things when the pictures don't show up. Sorry about that.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I do not believe that is what they mean when they say 'assume crash positions.'"

 

[Rat Boy]

I know I said I'd change out the contest today but Village Photos has said they'll be upgrading their software and they must be doing it right now. It's sort of hard to judge things when the pictures don't show up. Sorry about that.

I had a hiccup for a few minutes but it looks fine now.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Sorry Spock, Outpost 4 said it would be a while longer before the Contest gets changed out."
Spock: "Quite alright Doctor, there comes a point where the sheer agony of a fist stretching the rectum metamorphoses into a nirvana of ecstasy."
McCoy: "That so? Let me insert the other fist then. Christine, want in on the action?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock never understood the phrase or its meaning before...but on this particular duty shift he quickly grasped what SILENT BUT DEADLY really meant.

 

[cooleddie74]

DARNELL:"This is the LAST time I play dice after fooling around with Gorilla Glue."

McCOY:"Good boy. You're learnin'."