TOS Caption Contest #120 - Slappy Nude Beer

[M'Sharak]

The Pain Band kick off their "Monsters of Spock" tour.

 

[Triskelion]

So...why are we keeping the helmsman in the closet?
It keeps the parade budget down.

Kirk: Whooooaaaaahhh! These sexbelts are fantastic!
McCoy: Hannahannahannahannahannaaaahhhhhh!
Scotty: Blimey! Blimey!
Spock: Stimulating.

 

[Keith1701]

Happy New Year 2009!!!!!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Happy New Year, Spock.
Spock: You're like the 20th century advertising bunny that keeps going and going...
McCoy: Better than Uhura, who put the batteries in backwards in her vibrator and she just keeps coming and coming...

 

[highlander]

Peter: "Mommy said you gave her a "pearl necklace" for Christmas but I haven't seen her where it once."
Kirk: "Ummm..."

 

[highlander]

Spock: "What are you toasting now Doctor?"
McCoy "Why it's a new year Mr. Spock and you know what that means don't you?"
Spock: "I'm afraid I do not."
McCoy: "It's time for another round of gynecological exams."

 

[highlander]

We're gonna rock around the Spock tonight. We're gonna rock, rock, rock till broad daylight.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "So I went on Xbox Live last night to play Fable 2 with Jim."

Spock: "How did it go?"

McCoy: "He spent the whole time getting into threesomes."

 

[M'Sharak]

ANNCR: Be sure not to miss "The Plomeek Curse"... Saturday night
at eight, right here on on your Monster Movie Station, Channel 56!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Well, those things in the caption contests are just for fun, just pretend. They never really happen."
Lil' Peter: "So when I saw you sniffing my underpants ..."
Kirk: "I was checking to see if they were clean."
Uhura: "There's a better way."

Kirk: "We have a family history of getting a beer gut. But if you follow my lead, you'll be fine."

 

[johcomp]

McCoy: There, I've removed it now, Mr Spock, but would you mind telling me how in blazes it got up there in the first place?! <snicker!>

Spock: You shall cease to pry into my personal affairs, Doctor or I shall certainly break your neck!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I found it in Rayna Kapec's room."
McCoy: "No wonder Jim fell in love so quickly ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, beginning to Pop-Lock: "White people can't dance ..."

Kirk: "My resolution? I dunno, maybe to beef fewer robots or something. You?"

Spock: "Miss Uhura, if you will begin beatboxing, I shall show these gentlemen how it is done."

 

[Gertch]

"I admire your quest for speed bagging the ovaries but perhaps you should wait a few years first."

 

[johcomp]

McCoy: Zmmmm, Zmmmm, CRRGHHT!

Spock: Doctor, I would prefer you not using my new "Plomik Pulverisor™" as a toy Lightsaber!

McCoy: Strike me down now, Spocko, and I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Very funny, Spock, leaving it on my chair like that. It was about halfway up my colon before I noticed."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "It is possible to 'go back' after 'going black,' yes."
Peter: "Oh. Okay."
Kirk: "It's not like gold coins fall out of their butt with each thrust or anything."
<Uhura clears throat.>

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "The best what? Birth control?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Kirk: "A warp-capable ship. 'What birth?' <slaps hands together like a casino dealer>"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Mind if I keep this? It has a funk that I like.
Spock: Indeed. However, you may have to reinsert it to ensure that the smell does not fade.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Happy New Year, Spock.
Spock: That was yesterday, Doctor.
McCoy: I never can figure out those damn stardates.