TOS Caption Contest #119 - Sing Me A Song

[Outpost4]

And on the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve Connies cruising,
Eleven Pipers pouring,
Ten dunsels dumbing,
Nine laddies drinking,
Eight commercial minutes,
Seven Sulus fencing,
Six captains laying,
Five Golden Showers!
Four bit players,
Three main stars,
Two headed Spocks,
And a Vulcan climbing in an oak tree.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk and Picard: "Ta-daaaa!"

McCoy: "That really isn't going to dispell the rumors."

 

[Gertch]

"I wasn't going to wait for you forever Bones..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey, Bones...

does this new girdle make me look any less progressively-fatter?"

SCOTTY:"I hope the three of 'em are all right in there...wherever they are!"

UHURA:"Who cares? This is our chance to beam up to the ship and have Sulu help us rob the place blind!! We'll never get another chance if they manage to get back!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

A VERY NUCLEAR WINTER RED GREEN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Coming soon to DVD

"I didn't get her knocked up, Bones.

Remember...I did have a transporter duplicate running around."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Ack, what the hell is that, laddie?
Uhura: ...Sulu?

Sulu: Oh, my... caught again... pink handed.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Dammit, Scotty.

These little black-and-white Sony TVs superglued to a cheap transistor radio don't detect shit."

STAR TREK XII:

Sulu and the Planet of the Gay Pipe Cleaners

"Coming" the Summer of 2012

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I'm here to put a stop to the nude jumping jacks!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yeah. REAL nice, Bones.

You slip a red Christmas stocking on your erection and wish me Happy Holidays.

Never speak to me again, weirdo."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find a pointy-eared scientist.
Bones: I knew it! I knew it! Scotty owes me 50 credits.

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "C'mon, Bones. You know the rules for Festivus. No one can leave until the host has been pinned, and don't forget that I was a wrestler in high school. I'm going to give all of you chumps a run for your money this year."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Wait, run that back. Slow it down. Freeze frame.

UHURA: You spotted something?

SCOTTY: Aye, the Yang chick on Omega IV didnt have on panties

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here's your Feats of Strength challenge.

Get the pole back from me, and I have to report for a colonoscopy after New Year's. Deal?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"You really love yer new remote control AC car...don't ye, lass?"

 

[highlander]

Sulu: "If I have to go down with the ship, I'm going down looking fabulous!!"

 

[highlander]

People thought Outpost 4 was crazy for settling on Hoth. But he had the last laugh.

 

[cooleddie74]

BOB VILA

The Declining Years of a Legend

Next month on your local PBS stations

People thought Outpost 4 was crazy for settling on Hoth. But he had the last laugh.[/quote]

 

[cooleddie74]

"I want to die as I lived.

With tacky feathers and rubber ALL over my face and in my mouth!"

 

[highlander]

Picard: "That's it Doctor, no more fucking bald jokes!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Bones, you're here.

MCCOY: Well, you did send a ten-eight-two: "vanishing a dead hooker from the Captain's quarters."