TOS Caption Contest #111 - Fighting Back

[Outpost4]

The tragic consequence of a girdle blowout.

 

[cooleddie74]

TOGETHER:"Well...

she's my dear, my darling one...her eyes so sparkling, full of fun...no other...no OTHER...could match the likes of HER!"

"QUICK!

Someone! Get the ice cube out of my shirt!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Nah, go right ahead!

Look RIGHT into it...those old stories about starin' into an eclipse are just poppycock!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Jim, you wouldn't believe what we found in the swamp back there while I was getting it on with Tonya. Some frog with a banjo singing about the 'Rainbow Connection.' This planet is weird, man!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: The sign said all you can eat.

BARROWS: (Gives a sigh of satisfaction)


Mike, inspired by Joe

 

[Shatmandu]

Barrows: "You remember what you said to Kirk about me, that you'd 'eat the peanuts out of her shit'?"
McCoy: "Yup."
Barrows, ducking into treeline: "I'll be right back."

 

[Rat Boy]

Outhouse4: "I will not change out the contest tomorrow!"

 

[Jptrekker]

McCoy: "Jim, you wouldn't believe what we found in the swamp back there while I was getting it on with Tonya. Some frog with a banjo singing about the 'Rainbow Connection.' This planet is weird, man!"

Fozzie it was awful, I still can't get the image out of my mind. Some old guy getting it on with a hot young girl, crying and begging her to stop laughing. I may never be turned on again...unless I find some hot pig.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I order you...let me go!"

Gonzo: "What's that guy's problem?"

Fozzie: "They don't look like Presbyterians to me."

 

[Outpost4]

Soon Kirk would be strapped into a chair, beeping just once or twice.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kermit: "Oh great. Bat Boy took David Mack's advice and got ripped on hard liquor before he started writing tonight."

Camilla: "Bawk?"

Gonzo: "Be afraid of any caption he makes. Be very afraid!"

Fozzie: "Kermiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Joe Paterno enjoys another victory.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Fozzie: "You guys like Italian?"
Kermit: "Yes"
Gonzo: "No"
Kermit: "Yes"
Gonzo: "No"
Camilla: "B'kawk"
Kermit: "Yes, and so do you."
Gonzo: "Yes."

...

...

Gonzo: "Piggy's pregnant..."

 

[Jptrekker]

^^^^

 

[Outpost4]

I agree. Time to get up the new contest. We can't top that.

 

[Finn]

What would have happened if Turnabout Intruder had turned out differently....

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Glad that contest's over."

BARROWS:"So am I.

Now I can finally clean off the inside of my leg."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

The former captian coments on his demotion;
Kirk: "No I'm not joining the security force I know what happens to you Redshirts!