TOS Caption Contest #111 - Fighting Back

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Sorry, lady. The new me is played by Karl Urban, not Keith Urban. But thanks, though."

 

[Atavachron]

Kelley: (Clicks tongue) "Giddy up!"

Banks: "Kelley, get your head in the game. This isn't the O.K. Corral and you ain't Morgan Earp."

Atavachron

 

[Shatmandu]

Barrows: "Scotty got too drunk and couldn't get it up. Spock was very clinical. Sulu got me from behind, and he kept reaching around to my front the whole time. I had to use clothes pins to hold back Uhura's bush. Chekov stopped in the middle and kept trying to convince me that the reverse cowgirl was invented in Russia."
McCoy: "What a douchebag. And Kirk?"
Barrows: "The Captain was very, very quick. And then he cried when he was done."
<both laugh>

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Barrows: "Today Doctor, you have become a man."

McCoy: "Today, Steve, you have become a woman. I'll bill you in the morning."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I...am not...over...

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

"Never mind. Lead the way to the gym."

 

[Shatmandu]

Barrows, thinking: "I wish something would come along and kill this old asshole in a very painful, stabby way ..."
<TV aerial in bushes makes "pinging" sound, then lowers into the ground.>

 

[Shatmandu]

The Enterprise crew were shocked to find out who had been pooping in the urinals.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"NO...MORE...TEMPORAL...HANGERS!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"This clearing reminds me of an old place in southern Georgia I used to go when I was finished with my high school dates and had to bury the bo...




UHHHHH...what were you sayin', dear?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Barrows:" I think you got some in my hair?"
McCoy: " Just tell everyone its gel"

 

[cooleddie74]

BARROWS:"Fiddle dee dee!!

I've always depended on the protein of strange doctors!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Barrows: "Okay, we can do it, but I don't want to get pregnant."
McCoy: "... Where I plan on sticking it, you can't get pregnant."

 

[Rat Boy]

Dr. House discovers that Thirteen swings both ways.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BARROWS:So how long do I have to wear these ears?

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: I finally unhooked my first bra!

Hurry men! Hoo boy that tribble itches!

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Did the earth move for you, too?"
Barrows: "We were on a nest of fire ants."

Kirk: "I'm the Captain! I can cut a peephole in any shower I want!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Barrows: "You think we'll be in the next caption contest?"
McCoy: "I might. You won't."
Barrows: "Oh."
McCoy: "Might be a Sulu week."
Barrows: "Eh. Too easy."
McCoy: "Yeah, just like you."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I order you...bring me back my 20 pound gutbuster burger!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "IF THEY MAKE ONE MORE FAT JOKE CAPTION ABOUT ME, I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"

 

[Triskelion]

But the sign said all you can eat!!