TOS Caption Contest #111 - Fighting Back
- Thread starter Outpost4
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This may sound like a joke, but the dog?
He doesn't mind.
Joe, expressed
Reading down this page, before I got to Outpost4's comment, I was thinking to myself "was that tunic always like that?" I had to go back and look again because I hadn't noticed the change when it was introduced.
LOL. I found myself doing the same. Didnt even realise, thought it was a random occurance where the costume had been lifted or something during the scene.
Scott: "Youve got to run the last few hundred feet of deck 21, if you dont loose this weight youll be a balloon in a few years when we get a movie franchise."
Time travelling Past Spock (Quinto): You can fucking talk, Mr. Seventies face fuzz."
"Dammit, I'm TELLING YOU...
There was only one scoop of raisins in that damn box!!!"
Yet one more tragic example of ALPHACORN subspace voter registration fraud meets with justice.
KIRK: But my name really is James T. Kirk!!!!
REDSHIRT: We have your middle initial officially registered as R. Your friend Gary Mitchell turned you in. You're coming with us, buddy!
Yet one more tragic example of ALPHACORN subspace voter registration fraud meets with justice.
KIRK: But my name really is James T. Kirk!!!!
McCoy: "I've never seen sperm fly that high. Wonder where it landed?"
Kirk [OC]: "Damn bird. Didn't even see it fly over."
Redshirt: "You're not on the list, you're not coming in."
Kirk: "Dammit Sulu, after all I've done for you! I'll find God before I let you captain a starship!"
McCoy: "Now I know what hardwood floors means"
Barrows: "Are you sure you're not Vulcan?"
McCoy: "It was in med school. A combination of slow night shift, Romulan Ale, and a laser scalpel."
Barrows: "I thought the commercials said if your erection lasted longer than 4 hours you were supposed to seek medical attention immediately."
McCoy: "Damn it, I am a doctor!"
Barrows: "Today Doctor, you have become a man."
"I'm TELLING YOU...
Doctor McCoy has my Hellow Kitty shirt and won't give it BACK!!!"
TONIA:"That was amazing...
What...what was that thing at the end?"
McCOY:"The counterclockwise temporal swirl."
"NO! McCoy can't have me do naked jumping jacks and you can't make me."
Redshirt: "Believe me, sir, it'll be harder on us to watch it."
Kirk: "Baby... needs... a... new... pair... of... shoes!"
Atavachron
[Once again, we had a lot of winners last week, including first time winner and long time TrekBBSer, Super Grover.
Finally, special recognition goes to Super Grover for these three captions in one post. Any one of them could have been an individual winner. Hey, Super Grover, play here more often, OK?
Ok, Romo is out for four weeks. Allright, tell them I'll take Favre and Welker.
"Spock, I don't believe this giant Novelty pencil sharpener is the answer to our problem."
Admiral...there be virgins here!
Oh wow, I won one of these things! thanks. The reason I don't play that often is that I"m not that clever of a guy and only post when I can think of something really good. But this is cool. I was really pleased with my Pencil Sharpener gag
Ma'am, back home that's what we call the Alabama Crag Dangle. It's mostly theoretical and I haven't worked all the kinks out of it. Your Clitoris might be overly sensitive for the rest of the week, so I"d avoid any shuttlecraft trips if possible, and if the ship goes into turbulence I wouldn't be sitting down if I were you.
NO, I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE SECRET BLEND OF ELEVEN HERBS AND SPICES!!!!