TOS Caption Contest #111 - Fighting Back

[Shatmandu]

Red Shirt #1: "C'mon, just leave. You're making an ass out of yourself ..."
Kirk: "Country fried steak without gravy is just breaded steak! <struggles> LetmegoNOW!"

Barrows: "That's the first time I've been with a guy who stopped in the middle and gave himself a vitamin hypo."
McCoy: "That was penicillin."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, offscreen: "Just get on the scale, fatboy ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Oil...oil..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Roddenberry was actually surprised NBC censors felt viewers were not prepared for a leading man with a tickling fetish.

 

[Outpost4]

"My God, no! Not a third Mudd episode!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "I'm...not...going...on...a diet!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Just a note: the Red Shirt on the right looks exactly like our dogs' vet, right down to the George Jetson haircut.

Mirror-Kirk: "Where's Spock's beard? <struggles> I like to imagine his mouth is a vagina, and the Van Dyke really helps ..."

 

[Outpost4]

The penalty for stealing a bicycle was 5 years in the pen.

 

[Rat Boy]

Just a note: the Red Shirt on the right looks exactly like our dogs' vet, right down to the George Jetson haircut.

Is that next door to Grignak's coffee house?

Redshirt: "Push, Captain, push!"

Kirk: "I AM PUSHING!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Redshirt: "Push, Captain, push!"

Kirk: "I AM PUSHING!"

Redshirt offscreen: "Dilated to 2 centimetres. I can see the turtlehead."

Kirk screaming: "CAPTAIN'S LOG!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Just a note: the Red Shirt on the right looks exactly like our dogs' vet, right down to the George Jetson haircut.

Is that next door to Grignak's coffee house?

Nah, across town, in the suburbs where I live.

The look on the red shirt's face is exactly the same as the vet gets when he expresses our male beagle's anal glands.

How to Express a Dog's Anal Gland

Dr. Joesvet: "Somebody hold his head or get a muzzle. I'm going in ..."

Joe, hates those visits

 

[Outpost4]

You are truly twisted, Joe.

I'm going to call the ASPCA or the NIMH on you. One or the other.

 

[Triskelion]

Why did you cancel Battlestar Galactica??

 

[M'Sharak]

Just a note: the Red Shirt on the right looks exactly like our dogs' vet, right down to the George Jetson haircut.

Is that next door to Grignak's coffee house?

Nah, across town, in the suburbs where I live.

The look on the red shirt's face is exactly the same as the vet gets when he expresses our male beagle's anal glands.

How to Express a Dog's Anal Gland

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Dr. Joesvet: "Somebody hold his head or get a muzzle. I'm going in ..."

Joe, hates those visits

I can imagine you're glad when they're over, but .

 

[Shatmandu]

Is that next door to Grignak's coffee house?

Nah, across town, in the suburbs where I live.

The look on the red shirt's face is exactly the same as the vet gets when he expresses our male beagle's anal glands.

How to Express a Dog's Anal Gland

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4418/fatasszk1.jpg

Dr. Joesvet: "Somebody hold his head or get a muzzle. I'm going in ..."

Joe, hates those visits

I can imagine you're glad when they're over, but .

This may sound like a joke, but the dog?

He doesn't mind.

Joe, expressed

 

[Outpost4]

Joe to Mrs. Shatmandu:

Honey, where's the butt plug? I have to go to the vet.

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO!!!!!!

Must...kill...Cooleddie...for...making...me...look...bad!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"...and there was this one time about ten years ago when my old girlfriend Nancy had me give her a New Cleveland Colony Steamer.

Hot stuff, Missy!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

BARROWS (whispers): Have you seen my bra and panties?

McCOY: I'm wearing them

 

[Outpost4]

You might not win for this, Mike, but you should.

BARROWS (whispers): Have you seen my bra and panties?

McCOY: I'm wearing them

BARROWS: Well, that's fair, 'cause I'm sporting your balls!