TOS Caption Contest #110 - Operation!

[Outpost4]

Before we get to the winners of the regular contest, a running joke started by Bat Boy must first be acknowledged. I have edited the entries down to the funniest ones and only one per poster:

Khan: "I must have been dreaming. In your ... sick bay, is it? ... while under sedation, I distinctly saw the face of a young man trying to teabag me ..."
Uhura: "Chekov."

Khan: "And he kept going on and on about how the Dirty Sanchez was a Russian invention."

McGivers: "Chekov."

Khan: The young steward seemed to be flirting with every member of my crew.
Everyone else: Chekov.

Khan: He said my cherry orchard is to be sold to pay my debts, and the sale is fixed for August 22.
Spock: Chekhov.

Khan: "This underwear, Kirk, that you have provided me is stained. Whose was it previously?"

Kirk: "Chekov".

Khan: "So Captain, what has been the worst, most over-used punchline in the past two centuries?"

Kirk: "Chekov."

Too good!

For our regular winners, we have captions by The Laughing Vulcan and Diesel Micky Dolenz, at least I think that's who's won. The joke make by Atomic Davy Jones was also made by at least two other posters; I gave the win to the guy who made it first.

Kirk: "I love that quiet Zen moment of peace that you get, the twilight zone between the end of the last Caption contest and the arrival of the photoshoppers."

Khan: "Captain, I have been asleep for two-hundred years, and you serve me Milwaukee's Best? You have made an enemy this day!"

With TLV's contribution, we also have a photoshop winner, with the photoshopping done by A beaker full of death, with the caption by Sector 7:

Originally Posted by A beaker full of death and Mr. Spook 7

"...hoping each leap would be the leap home..."
Archer: "Damn, Enterprise again!"

I've never had ten winners before. I think that makes this an especially funny contest. Congratulations, everyone, but especially to first time winners brian and Sector 7.

This week's contest has Kirk reading a note and McCoy operating:

Let's also have a bonus pic this week, a bunch of Trekkies demanding a third season. This comes from TrekCore's collection of rare photos. Thanks, Frontier!

Chekov away!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)

Plus one this time for a total of 4!
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian

First Time Winner!
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (16x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (9x)

Plus one this time for a total of 10!
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (20x)

goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard (2x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (18x)

Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (14x)

Plus one this time for a total of 15!
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (27x)

Plus one this time for a total of 28!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (16x)

Plus one this time for a total of 17!
Sector 7

First Time Winner!
Shatmandu (14x)

Plus one this time for a total of 17!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (2x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (12x)

Plus one this time for a total of 13!
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (7x)

Plus one this time for a total of 8!
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: It's from Sulu. "Dear Jim..."

McCoy: You're going to have to push him in further if you want me to bob those ears, too.

Everyone of these folks later voted for Obama.

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "Sorry Jim. But I told him one more snide comment and I was going to fuck his brains out."

McCoy: "Blast it SPOCK! You're not doing the glory hole right."


Wow, I don't know what's come over me...

 

[Outpost4]

^ You're having a Shatmandu moment. I've had them, too. Don't worry. It will pass.

Kirk: It's from Amanda. Boy, was she a MILF!

 

[Outpost4]

Kelley: Sorry, Leonard. I dropped my cigarette.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

This is me being unsufferably pleased with myself. Yay!

Spock: "I've got to hand it to you Doctor, that's the best mindfuck yet!"

McCoy: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Damned crazy Vulcan anatomy! Whoever heard of a brain sphincter!"

 

[Outpost4]

Burbank during the Red Hour.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "My God, that's a lot of Chekov jokes."

How Carl Spock maintains his 'fro.

These protesters suddenly changed their minds after "Spock's Brain" aired.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Ah, crap, I touched the sides."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: " Excuse me Captain but it seems you forgot to delete your "Dear Penthouse" Letter from your pad again.."

Kirk: "What?.... Which one?"

McCoy; (Humming to himself)"The Hip Bone is connected to the....."

 

[Atavachron]

Spock: "...and don't forget toilet paper and milk and those Little Debbie cupcakes I like so much."

Atavachron

 

[Turbo]

Kirk: "There must be some mistake."
Spock: "I'm sorry, Jim, but I did tell you not to place all of your investments in Risan mortgages."

Kirk: "Bones, I'm no expert, but I think something's wrong."

Bones: "Spock, I still say that adding antlers isn't going to make you look like Rudolph."

 

[Turbo]

Kirk: Look, Bones, I've had just about enough of this. Mr. Spock is definitely deceased. And when I got him not half an hour ago, you assured me that his lack of movement was a normal side effect of the surgery.
Bones: He's probably pining for the plains of Vulcan.
Kirk: Pining for the plains of Vulcan, what kind of talk is that? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got him to his quarters?
Scotty: Look, I took the liberty of examining Mr. Spock, and I discovered that the only reason that he had been sitting upright in the first place was that it had been nailed to the back of the biobed.
Bones: Well of course he was nailed there. Otherwise he'd have pulled one of his Vulcan tricks and and voom.
Scotty: Look, Doctor, Mr. Spock wouldn't voom if I put four thousand volts through him. He's bleeding demised.
Bones: He's not; he's pining!
Kirk: He's not pining, he's passed on. This Vulcan is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late Vulcan. He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed him to the bed, he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-Vulcan!

 

[Triskelion]

These new Ronco bowl-o-matic flowbees work a treat! We'll sell a million of 'em on Vulcan! Oops! There goes the occipital lobe. That's alright, I'll just shove in some of my sandwich.

- It says to pay 5000 credits or these bathhouse pictures get uploaded to the internet.
- Most disturbing, Captain.
- I guess he didn't log into my Myspace page yet.
- Check out my latest photoshops, Jim.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I know it was you who broke my Etch-a-Sketch."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a cosmetologist!

 

[26138]

McCoy: Damnit Spock, when I said I wanted someone to give me head, this isn't what I had in mind!

While everyone else was concentrating on Nimoy, Doohan was the the only one to notice Shatner's toupee move.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Captain, are ye sure about this? Look at the hair style this bloody gizmo gave me!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Captain, I have the updated report on th- ... "
"Not now, Spock! I've got to find the warranty card on my hair!"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Spock: "A loaf of bread, stick of butter, and carton of milk! How many times do I have to tell you?"

Scotty: This does nae look like any mechanical rice picker I've ever seen before.

TV Announcer: "It's 10 pm, do you know where your children are? No, really, check your basements."