TOS Caption Contest #109 - Parties

[Outpost4]

Good Monday morning to both sides of the Atlantic. You folks in Australia, I have no idea what time it is there. You do use the Gregorian calendar, don't you?

This last week we had a second time win by John_Picard - at least I think that's who won as it's confusing with the Halloween names - and a return of Triskelion and scottydog to the winner's circle.

Kirk: They didn't have any stone knives or bearskins, so I got you a baguette and a salami. Maybe you can apply your vast Vulcan intellect to make a metaphor with these instead.

Spock: "...and this is me aboard the U.S.S. Roadrunner."

Pike: "Beep, beep".

Git down, git fun-kay!

It's been a long time since we had a photoshop winner, but this one by Rat Boy is an obvious choice.

Mendez: "What's happened to this contest, Jim? Used to be we'd be the ones everyone's talking about. Now it's these clowns."

This next week, as promised, we'll see Kirk enter an empty bridge. We'll also have a dinner party with Khan. This picture was suggested by Shatmandu.

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (16x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (9x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (20x)

goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (18x)

Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (14x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (26x) [IMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/HappyBeam.gif

Plus one this time for a total of 27!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (15x)

Plus one this time for a total of 16!
Shatmandu (14x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (2x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (12x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (6x)

Plus one this time for a total of 7!
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Is today the end of daylight savings?

Uhura (to herself): A superman, huh?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: Thats odd, I was sure they told me my fan club was meeting here.

KIRK: You wanna speed up your toast there, Khan? The ice sculpture is starting to melt.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Today is Kwanzaa?

 

[Outpost4]

McGivers (to herself): Look at that pinky. I love sensitive guys.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "What kind of Sikh has a Mexican accent?"
Khan: "A Mexican Sikh you idiot!"
Spock: "And Khan, sounds Islamic..."
Khan: "There was a mix-up in the hospital."
Uhura: "And Noonien?"
Khan: "... No... I've got nothing on that one."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Does no one want to hear Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds?"

Kirk: "I love that quiet Zen moment of peace that you get, the twilight zone between the end of the last Caption contest and the arrival of the photoshoppers."

Kirk: "Late at night, when no one else is around, I swear I can smell the tanned leather of Picard's assless chaps."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Khan: "You will accede to my demands Kirk. If you do not give me one million dollars and a speedboat, I shall engineer a global financial meltdown by convincing banks that buying bad mortgage debt is a good investment."

Kirk: "Khan, I hate to tell you this, but that already happened, over 200 years ago."

Khan: "Well Kirk, you leave me no choice. I will see to it that a ill-educated moronic former beauty contestant from Alaska rises to a point where she may become Vice-President to a geriatric veteran on his last legs, and hold the potential catastrophe over the world... unless... one million dollars and a speedboat."

Spock: "You may be interested to know Mr Khan..."

Khan: "Don't tell me."

McGivers: "And one million dollars is like, what 500 credits in modern currency? Although the speedboat sounds cool."

Khan: "Throw me a frickin' bone here"

Uhura: "Well we do have genetically engineered sharks with laser beams in their heads..."

Khan: "Yessss!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Hmm. I guess my constant ethnic slurs were offensive ..."

Spock: "In our century, an upraised pinkie finger is akin to what wearing a feather boa and assless chaps were in yours, <lisping archly> Miss Khan."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, after sniffing: "Damn. Plomeek farts do linger ..."
Spock, still on bridge, offscreen: "I said I was sorry ..."
<Kirk stares at him, then silently turns handle; doors close>

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: "In our century, an upraised pinkie finger is akin to what wearing a feather boa and assless chaps were in yours, <lisping archly> Miss Khan."

Kirk: Yes, you'll do well in our time, when guys dress up and girls dress down.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Good thing there are none of those plants here on the bridge, in front of the helm ..."

Khan: "The lifts on your boots, Captain: are they really necessary? They hide nothing, like your ill-fitting hairpiece ..."
<Spock snorts, Uhura giggles.>

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Damn it, Jim, didn't you see the tie on the turbolift's door handle?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scene from the infamous "Kirk is the only one who can't dance" episode, featuring a rec room concert cameo by Jan and Dean.

 

[Brian]

Khan: "So, Kirk. This vaunted Starfleet of yours. It can't afford dress uniforms for the ladies?"

Khan: "String art, Captain? How very 'futuristic' of you. *snort*"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk figured out why his crew had fled when he detected a faint whiff of cabbage.

Khan: "Captain, I have been asleep for two-hundred years, and you serve me Milwaukee's Best? You have made an enemy this day!"

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win, Outhouse4!

Damn. I have got to read that transporter manual one of these days.

Kahn: It's a naughty bouquet. Picard '38?
Kirk: '37. The '38 was poison!
Kahn: Ah yes, the year that omnipotent being made that balding man crush the grapes with his buttcheeks.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty (off-camera): "Borgas frat, Computer! I wanted tha' bridge, not that bloody asshole Kirk. How do I shut this bloody holodeck contraption off?"

Khan: "What a nice...deluxe...continental breakfast."

Kirk: "I have the feeling I've heard that somewhere before."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "My steak was delightful. How do you preserve such meats for a long voyage?"
Kirk: "We don't. That was repurposed crew-feces."

Kirk: "Now that I've secured a piece of luggage from the ship's museum, I think I'll visit the bridge one last time ..."

Khan: "Making the tablecloth out of the same material as I chose for my shirt, it was some sort of insult? A joke, perhaps?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Shhhhhhh. If he doesn't see us he'll go away."

Khan: "Whatever happened to that delightful child from the new Mickey Mouse Club? What was her name? Britney Spears."

Uhura: "Oh boy."