TOS Caption Contest #109 - Parties

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"We had a big family-size bag of Doritos to put on the table...but...well...you know.

Mister Scott."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "In a moment, we'll bring in the cook who made the Mexican food you just ate."
Khan: "His name?"
Kirk: "Chekov."

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"Where is your lavatory facility?

After such a marvelous meal, I've got a load on deck that could choke a herd of elephants."

 

[scottydog]

Kahn: "What is that awful music being piped into my quarters, Kirk?"

Kirk: "Davey Jones of the Monkees, why?"

 

[Sector 7]

"...hoping each leap would be the leap home..."
Archer: "Damn, Enterprise again!"

Shatner: "Damn, this isn't Boston!"

"... all alone... I'm so all alone..."

 

[Sector 7]

Kahn: "Where is our pizza, Kirk? Don't you still have a 30 minute guarantee? The person responsible will get an earful from me!"
Kirk: "That would be Chekov."
Khan: "Well at least you are paying the bill, Kirk."
Kirk: "Ummm..."
Khan: "Don't tell me you don't have money in the future."

 

[M'Sharak]

KHAN: They're... fake, you say?
[Kirk nods]
KHAN: And I suppose you have... proof?
[Spock nods]
KHAN: You're bluffing.
[Spock cocks an eyebrow]
KHAN: Oh. Right. Where were we?

 

[scottydog]

Shatner (thinking, while pleasuring Nichelle Nichols): "So this is how Gene got the idea for the set...."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: If I meet this "Chekov" again... well lets just say it will not be pleasant.

 

[johcomp]

Gene: Bill! You have no right to fire all the extras for laughing at your Toupee falling off! You can only get away with that when this is a motion picture sequel and YOU'RE the director!!!

 

[John Picard]

Sunshine truly blows out of Shatner's ass.

 

[Triskelion]

Khan: He said my cherry orchard is to be sold to pay my debts, and the sale is fixed for August 22.
Spock: Chekhov.

Computer, activate roach bomb.

 

[Brian]

Khan: "So Captain, what has been the worst, most over-used punchline in the past two centuries?"

Kirk: "Chekov."

 

[scottydog]

Khan: "This underwear, Kirk, that you have provided me is stained. Whose was it previously?"

Kirk: "Chekhov".

 

[Mallory]

Safety Tip #99: Never light your own farts in an enclosed area.

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "The waiter, the one who giggled when I asked for a Sloe Gin Fizz? What is his name?"
Kirk: "Chekov."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "And this, President Obama, is our Bridge ..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Shatner, on the first day of filming the series: I am the Lord God, thou shalt have no more lines than me!

-or-

Kirk's original Nexus fantasy. Antonia who?

 

[cooleddie74]

Dr. Sam Becket had no clue his next leap would be THIS complicated and wondrous...