TOS Caption Contest #109 - Parties

[Rat Boy]

Kirk noticed that the bridge cleared out upon McCain's "that one" remark.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

All the joy went out of space exploration once Starfleet got unionised.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Boy, I'm excited for the meeting of the John McCain Appreciation Society to beg-- <doors open>"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Clear the bridge, Captain?"

McCoy: "Jim, what the hell kind of strategy is this?"

Kirk: "Trust me, it'll work some day."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "I wandered down to the Rec Room earlier and somehow lost a game of Ping-Pong to a young Russian ..."
Spock: "Ensign Chekov. Very good player."

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "...and when I walked in, he was washing his hair piece, one even worse than yours, Captain."

Kirk: "Chekov."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "... and he took the batteries out of the Wii controller and said we couldn't even try it."
Spock: "Chekov."

 

[Triskelion]

- He kept cursing Leonard Maltin's take on the stylistic resurgence of Italian neorealist filmmaking in the vein of De Sica's Umberto D.
- Spock?
- Chekov, Captain.

 

[Pat_McDonald]

Kirk: Finally, it's all about me!

Khan: As I was coming out of stasis I could have sworn I heard a little man yelling "De Plane, De Plane".

Spock: Logic dictates that it was the earth phrase "The pain, the pain".

Uhura: That's right Mr. Spock! Conditions were favorable for Federation Frequency bleed over from "Lost In Space".

Kirk: Either way, this meeting is a mutual boost to all of our futures!

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "I must have been dreaming. In your ... sick bay, is it? ... while under sedation, I distinctly saw the face of a young man trying to teabag me ..."
Uhura: "Chekov."

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "And he kept going on and on about how the Dirty Sanchez was a Russian invention."

McGivers: "Chekov."

 

[Outpost4]

Khan: The young steward seemed to be flirting with every member of my crew.
Everyone else: Chekov.

 

[Triskelion]

Khan: "He said we genetic supermen were inwented by a little old lady in Leningrad."
Kirk: "Chekov."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Great. I get the big La-Z-Boy toilet chair all to myself for the first time in ages...and now I don't need to go anymore."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"My fellow officers and I are most curious about the era you come from, and would love to hear more about this 'Cleveland Steamer' ritual that dates from your time."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Well, Mr. Khan, if the busboy's attitude offended you, I'm sure that I could
have a word with his supervisor and get Chekov's hash settled right away."
"Thank you, Captain, but no, that won't be necessary; I'm not in any great
hurry. In fact, I think I have the perfect word to put in his ear about it later."

 

[Nerys Myk]

What the hell is this? Lite Beer???

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"Zima ?!

I survive centuries of slumber to be revived and drink ZIMA?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"This is the coolest affiliate news studio EVER!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Sorry Khan, I'd offer you a baguette or a salami, but -
Khan: I know, Captain. Chekov.