TOS Caption Contest #103 - Command Chair

[Triskelion]

I can go up to eleven.

Spock: Another captain spontaneously combusts. Ah well, I'll be in me inventing shed.

 

[Atavachron]

"Picture yourself... On a boat...On a river."

Atavachron

 

[26138]

I can go up to eleven.

Spock: I can go up to twelve.

 

[scorpius1701]

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Captain Kirk found the prospect of seducing the triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6 slightly daunting.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Governor Sarah who?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick...CARBON FREEZE me now!!!

The JediCon starts in just two days, dammit!!!"

 

[Sector 7]

Kirk: "Governor Sarah who?"

Kirk: "You can't pin this one on me! I swear! I thought her daughter was 18!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"And I'll invent this new device, get the patent and call it...


THE BEAD-DAZZLER..."

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Governor Sarah who?"

Kirk: "You can't pin this one on me! I swear! I thought her daughter was 18!"

LMAO

 

[cooleddie74]

Even James Tiberius Kirk couldn't believe how many scoops of raisins were in the new boxes of Raisin Bran...and he had seen EVERYTHING.

 

[seigezunt]

Kirk was all set to do his Al Jolson impression for the Enterprise talent show, till the PC police shut him down.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Chris PINE?

He...he's gorgeous..."

 

[seigezunt]

 

[cooleddie74]

"I can't believe it's not replicated!"