TOS Caption Contest #103 - Command Chair

[cooleddie74]

HUGGIES

Tackles even the hammiest loads

 

[Rat Boy]

Baby Jimmy was quite pleased when Helen Noel volunteered to feed him.

 

[scottydog]

William Shatner: From "Has Been" to "Diaper Bin".

 

[DrBob]

Kirk: "Cillit bang!"

 

[Atavachron]

Kirk: "Cillit bang!"

If I hadn't seen the vid:

http://dagobah.biz/flash/cillitbang.swf

I would never had known what the heck was meant. (We don't have that in the States.)

Atavachron

 

[cooleddie74]

CLIVE BARKER's

STAR TREK

 

[cooleddie74]

Poopies

The Final Frontier

This...is the brown load of the grown man...Jim Kirk

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

A starship captain on a five-year mission, who finds himself at the edge of a strange final frontier... he's just warped into the TWILIGHT ZONE!

Kirk: This is a load of Shat.

 

[Atavachron]

"Submitted for your approval; one Captain James T. Kirk. On a five year mission..."

Atavachron

 

[highlander]

Jim Kirk realized to late that pleasuring himself did more than make him go blind.

 

[highlander]

Baby Jimmy: "Now THOSE are milk bags!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Scotty: Sour the milk! Sour the bloody milk!

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu, offscreen: "Oops, dropped my stylus."
Assless-Chaps Picard, offscreen: "I'll get it for you."

Spock: "There's a note pinned here. Says, 'Out for Ass.'"

 

[highlander]

Jim Kirk took the idea of "casual Fridays" a little to far.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I thought we were out of baby powder."

Sulu: "Don't worry, I found some in Carl Spock's quarters."

Uhura: "Uh oh."

 

[cooleddie74]

"There...are...four...NIPPLES!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"You should have seen how WIDE she was, Bones...like throwing a photon torpedo casing into a black hole."

SPOCK:"Perhaps it was a bad idea to have a toilet installed into the Captain's chair after all."

SULU:"And we're out of OUST to boot."

 

[M'Sharak]

It was the image of the bunny in the magician's hat which pushed Kirk over the edge.

 

[Triskelion]

Uhura: The man-boob device works!
Spock: Fascinating.

Kirk: Not the face! Not the face!
Alien with phaser: Ok, how about...here?
Kirk: Shoot the face! Shoot the face!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Sulu, anywhere but the face. Anywhere but the face!