Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #575: Around the Table

[IMC Headquarters]

The uncomfortable moment when you realize you have too many people to play Pop-o-Matic Trouble.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: The Imzadi thing only works with me, Will!!!
K'EHLYER: I'm having no trouble picking up on what the petaQ is thinking.
PICARD: Oh, I think we're all picking up on it.

 

[Finn]

Captain’s Log: I noticed the browser tab saying “How to tell the real father..” before she closed it. I’m not sure what to think...

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: Try Wesley’s father’s name.
CRUSHER: J...E...A...
PICARD: Merde!!

 

[GeorgeKirk]

"Look, Dr. Selar, I don't know what you have to gain by trying to convince us you're a Klingon. What's next, a Q? An Andorian?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PICARD: Contrary to urban legend, Lt. Bortus may be able to eat a bowlful of Tribbles for breakfast without ill effect, but I expected more sensibility from my Chief of Security and a Klingon Ambassador...

 

[Leviathan]

Picard: Federation Underboss Oxmyx sent me to collect his "piece of this action".

(TFTW Leadhead, your piece of the action is in the mail)

 

[tharpdevenport]

And so Picard began the guessing game of: Who Accidentally Sat on the Dildos he placed on random chairs. Two or three were evident.

 

[Timewalker]

Crusher: What is Wesley DOING?!

Troi: I wouldn't worry, Beverly. It's a very healthy activity for a young man.

Picard: Hmm... (takes mental notes)

 

[ThankQ]

"See Captain? Right here. Some type of alien species has impregnated Counselor Troi with a bun baby. I wouldn't put my face so close."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PICARD: Out of respect to Dr Crrusher, let's remove all the Jacks from the deck.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: Look at all these other options, Deanna. What you have on is worst possible choice for a uniform.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PICARD: So. I'm following up on a report from one of you that states Mr Worf is cheating you blind.

 

[Herbert]

PICARD: Out of respect to Dr Crrusher, let's remove all the Jacks from the deck.

Data: I see your rolling of the letter 'R' is coming along nicely, Captain. Those Berlitz tapes will have you speaking Spanish in no time.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD:There have been a few noise complaints from the neighbors. So, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down. People are trying to sleep.
WORF: "Keeping it down" is without honor!

 

[JesterFace]

PICARD: Mr. Data, now that I have seen your cards in your hand, want to deal me in?

 

[Finn]

Chief Engineer log:...that’d teach me not to use the X-ray mode. I just learned that the captain is a briefs man

 

[Mr Soak]

Picard: There are four lights.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "I hope you don't mind, but I brought my glass of emotional-support urine to the game."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PICARD: Funny. I don't recall seeing Klingons in any Casino Royale re-enactment during my service...

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: Who's this Pulaski person we're picking up at Starbase 112?