Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #542: Knock, Knock

Picard: "This thumb has boldly gone where you don't wanna know where it's gone before."

 

Picard: It's a 'no gurls allowd' ready-room.

 

Worf: You closed it too quickly again. We're never going to learn "The LaForge Maneuver" at this rate.

 

Invisible Squatty Potty.

 

Picard: I was just counting my willies!

 

Picard: Oh, it's you two! I keep forgetting you're aboard. What do you do again?




Riker: Right, so what is the priority here? Rescuing Alexander, or the lizard?

Worf: What a silly question. It's the puppies.




Data: Scans confirm it sir, this is a cheap set.




Pulaski: Heeeeeeeey Worf! Did you change your hair?

Picard: Doctor... are you stoned?

Pulaski: So would you be if you'd read half the comments on TrekBBS about me.




Worf: Yeah, that's one door that won't be telling any more stories! I'm adding that to the "Win" column in my list of fights.

Yar: The door did knock you down first though.

 

Tftw

Dixon Hill: Scram!



Data: Tricorder is reading high levels of << A E S T H E T I C >>

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Crusher: Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior, The Great Bird of the Galaxy?




Riker: Be prepared for anything!

Worf: Yes, Commander, that is why I am assuming this position, so better to handle any physical threats that may emerge.

Riker: I more meant either Wesley or Barclay, pleasuring themselves.



Data: As I suspected Sir, your plan to trick them by telling the valet to "bring our transporter beam around and there's an extra buck in it if you don't scratch it" did not seem to do the trick.



Pulaski: Medical Officer's Log--Dr. Crusher had a standing monthly appointment with the Captain to check, what she called, his "virility." I am sure I know what that means, but on the off chance it is a real thing, I am on way to fulfill the appointment.



Worf: Sir, it appears something blasted a hole in this wall.

Picard: Keep up with the deductive skills, Lt., and one day, you might make Security Chief.

Yar: Over my dead body.

Leadhead: And the "Low Effort" Award goes to shivkala!

 

Picard: "RING BEFORE YOU ENTER! Did you see anything?"

Beverly: "No, sir, we didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

Picard: "Good."

 

Picard: "We're doing the blocking for tomorrow's big subspace teleconference with the Romulan ambassador. Tell me, Doctor, would I l look more menacing standing here, or where Riker is now?"

 

PICARD: Ah, Doctor Crusher. Good of you to join us.
PULASKI: My name's Pulaski, sir.
PICARD: Right. So...Doctor Pulaski, I need that donut cushion for my, ah chair
PULASKI ( muttering) If I last a year, I'll be surprised.

 

If you focus Worf, we can beat totally beat Data and Geordi's score on Dance Dance Revolution.

 

New Contest!

 

DATA - The atmosphere in this restaurant is not as pleasant as previously indicated.
RIKER - But they have pizza, right?
WORF - GAGH pizza, yes.



WORF - Can't wait for the new ski jumping program on the holodeck! I'm going to jump better than anyone in the winter olympics 2018. (NOTICE - olympics that will start in under a week... but they're in 24th century, they already know the results)
RIKER - You're not squatting enough.