Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #533: The Bechdel Test
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Troi: This chicken is a little dry.
Guinan: Don't think I won't break out some claw hands up in here
Crusher: Now be cool. We really need a Monica for our little trio.
Troi: I thought I was the Monica!
Crusher: "One Moon Circles?" "Last night, while I slept, something, that I can only describe as a presence, entered my body?" "I looked in a mirror and IT WASN'T ME??" You are clearly the Phoebe.
Ro: For my sweet sixteen in our forced labor camp, I killed twenty-three Cardassian soldiers with a garotte while they slept.
Crusher: OK then - the search continues.
Thanks for the double win LH!
Crusher: So, she's a dynamic, useful character who gets more lines in one episode than you or I do in most seasons. Combined.
Troi: Time to "Tasha Yar" her.
Troi: Hi there, I heard there was someone in a stupider catsuit than me aboard and I just had to meet them!
Troi: Theodore Rex?
Crusher: Did I put the flashing light there, or has she been assimilated by the Borg? Can't remember, best shot her.
Troi: Even if I get back with Riker and he makes Captain, I'm not going to go with him to his ship. Imagine being the sort of person who only gets work because you banged the boss. How empty and dead inside you'd feel. The general lack of self-worth you'd have to face. The constant questioning of your own actual talents.
Are you alright?
Crusher: So, she's a dynamic, useful character who gets more lines in one episode than you or I do in most seasons. Combined.
Troi: Time to "Tasha Yar" her.
Troi: Hi there, I heard there was someone in a stupider catsuit than me aboard and I just had to meet them!
Troi: Theodore Rex?
Crusher: Did I put the flashing light there, or has she been assimilated by the Borg? Can't remember, best shot her.
Troi: Even if I get back with Riker and he makes Captain, I'm not going to go with him to his ship. Imagine being the sort of person who only gets work because you banged the boss. How empty and dead inside you'd feel. The general lack of self-worth you'd have to face. The constant questioning of your own actual talents.
Are you alright?
Sirtis: "Are you gonna tell her she's fired or am I?"
Gates: "Just tell her she's being considered for Deep Space 9. And this better not be me getting fucking fired again."
Troi: Let's go over and talk about sex with Will.
Dr. Crusher: Odan doesn't count.
Troi: You're going to have to pay for that, you know.
K'Eleyr: But we live in a moneyless society!
Troi: Then you're really screwed.
Guinan: Why are you eating ice cream with a fork? We have spoons.
I may sound a bit ...stupid, but can someone explain me how that thread works, please ? It seems fun and I'd like to participate !
Just take an image from the third post and make up a funny caption to go along with it. After a while LeadHead will judge the captions.
Troi: "Nonsense. This is a Betazed fork. We always handle it this way."
Thank you ^^
I'll try to be funny and creative !
Crusher : So...this is the girl you saw flirting with Riker, right ?
Troi : Yeah...
Crusher : Don't worry, I have enough space for her in the freezer
K'Ehleyr : *watching at a off screen Worf* Be prepared for an unforgettable night.....
Troi : K'Ehle....Oh. I'd Better come back later o_o
Guinan : You called me, Deanna ?
Troi : *muffled voice* yeff...moawe shosholut pleaje !
Crusher : ...Haven't slept....in....4 days...Must...complete that...diagnos....*ZzzZzZzzz*
Luaxana : God, this is the most disgusting thing I ever ate !!!
Troi : ...oh come on Mom, it's not like you're capable of appreciating things !
Crusher and Troi prepare to welcome Ro to the "So You Accidentally Went Home With Will Riker" club.
Guinan: Okay, I'm cutting you off. Three gallons of ice cream should be enough for ANYONE.
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