Hello and welcome to the new contest, with a LOT of winners! First up to the plate, we have the "Design variations" Award, going to Nerys Myk for: VARLEY: Yeah, but I don't see your ship rocking a cool printed circuit thingy behind the captain's chair. Next, we have the "Ancient History" Award, going to tharpdevenport for: Riker: "Look at me, Mr. Worf -- I put a foot off the metal flooring. I'm adventurous!" Worf: "Careful, Commander, last time you got adventurous you grew a beard." Riker "Hey!" Next, we have the "Do your own job!" Award, going to Mojochi for: Laforge: Hey! In this lighting, I look like I'm back in my old command uniform Picard: How about commanding the warp drive to work, ey commander? Next, we have the "Sooner or later, everyone says Shut Up Wesley" Award, going to shivkala for: Data: Ball playing is not permitted in the hotel lobby, Lal. Wesley: But, sir, this is the lounge on the Enterprise, not a hotel lobby. Lal: Shut up, Wesley. Next, we have the "Good question!" Award going to Leviathan for: Picard: So...how exactly are you scary? Next, we have the "I know, I know!" Award, going to tharpdevenport for: Still on the hunt for the winners of Caption this! 529 and 530. Next, we have the "shoe's on the other foot now" Award, going to Mojochi for: Crusher: How ironic. Normally it's the living patients unexpectedly dying Next, we have the "Sleeping in on Sundays is irrelevant" Award, going to Jedman67 for: Worf: "Odd. According to this, there should be a borg drone right in front of us- oh." <whiir><beep> Borg: "May we interest you in our Lord and Savior Unimatrix H. Zero?" </whiir></beep> Next, we have the "But, but... the High Ground!" Award, going to Red Shirt for: Riker reenacts his version of Anakin sliding into the lava crying out, "I Hate You!" Next, we have the "Not really a form of flattery here..." Award, going to Triskelion for: Worf: I AM SENSING NO PEOPLE ARE HERE, CAPTAIN! Riker: I WILL TAKE TEN POINT FIVE SEVEN NINE EIGHT SEVEN FIVE ONE THREE EIGHT SECONDS TO FINISH THIS SENTENCE, CAPTAIN! Worf: I AM TWELVE YEARS OLD YET I CAN STEER A FOUR POINT FIVE MILLION METRIC TON DISPLACEMENT WAR MACHINE! Riker: NUMBER ONE! FETCH ME EARL GREY! SHAKESPEARE BLADDY BLAH BLAH BLAH! Com: Picard to away team, how's it going? Riker: It's pretty quiet over here, sir. Next, we have the "Solanagen Based Aliens with limited dexterity" Award, going to inflatabledalek for: Fish Man: Five fingers! This creature can easily hold tools! The bastard! Next, we have the "The PIcard is not amused" Award, going to Smellincoffee for: Picard: Mister Barclay, stop stimulating yourself! (muffled snickers) Picard: Oh, grow up, you two. Next, we have the "There's plenty of time to eat in Seasons 1 and 5..." Award, going to JirinPathosa for: WORF: It's a DVD set. He must have tried to watch all of Babylon 5 in one sitting and forgot humans needed to eat. Next, we have the "Slimy Technobabble" Award going to Nerys Myk for: LA FORGE: Sir, what you had there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm or a class-five full-roaming vapor. A real nasty one, too Next, we have the "Resistance is futile, they just keep sending more and more junk mail!" Award, going to Mr Soak for: I am Locutus of Borg. Can I interest you in our range of life insurance policies? Resistance is futile. Continued in Post 2.