Data: "Commander, I believe we have located the stolen Galaxy Note 7 the Smithsonian reported missing."
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #527: From Where it Began
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Data: "Commander, I believe we have located the stolen Galaxy Note 7 the Smithsonian reported missing."
Hello and welcome to the new caption contest!
First, I need to actually post winners I didn't post last time around. That;s what happens when you're trying to finish setting up the contest and go to bed.
Two Captain's Log Winners:
First, MojochiI l like my new IPad!
Captain's Log: Okay. Who left the shields down?!
Second, Finn:
Captain's Log: It's been a long time since I did this!
And now to the winners of the most recent contest, starting with the "Escape plan" Award, going to Bry_Sinclair for:
Riker: They've arrested Wesley. Quick everyone, back to the beam-in site. Riker to Enterprise, standby to transport us back and break orbit immediately!
Next, we have the "Giver some medical drama or a Crusher in command story" Award, going to NinjaRaiden2006 for:
Gates: Which way is it again?!
Next, we have the "No fair, you cheated!" Award, going to CorporalCaptain for:
Worf: I'll sort him out!
Riker: Hey! wait for me!
Next, we have the "Advanced Technology" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:
Geordi: "Whoa! Coming through!"
La Forge tests Starfleet HQ's new recommendations for increasing engineering response time efficiency. #1: Roller skates.
Next, we have the "Lets get out of here before the snoring starts" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
(A few seconds earlier)
DATA: Do you mind giving me constructive feedback on my poetry?
Our Photoshop Award goes to Nerys Myk for:
ENSIGN NONAME: Is this the best time to practice bowling?
LAFORGE: Of course it is! The sector championship is coming up!
CRUSHER: Dammit, Geordi!!!!
This contests Captain's Log Award goes to Nebusj for:
Picard: ``Personal log, supplemental. Taco Tuesday was a lie!''
First KBL goes to tharpdevenport for:
Power Walking: Still a thing in the 24th century.
Second KBL goes to inflatabledalek for:
Riker: And you believed I'd marry you this time? So long sucker!
And now, in honor of the 30th Anniversary of TNG's launch, we go back to the beginning.
Here comes "Encounter at Farpoint!"
Picard: Report Mr. Data!
Data: Sorry sir. I seem to be somewhat distracted!
Troi: You're not kidding Data!
Data (thinks): Okay what did we do to deserve this?!
Picard: Damn! It Why isn't someone manning the conn?!
La Forge: I think it's this way!
Enjoy!
You copied and pasted WAAAAAY too much. Please edit your post if you can to get rid of all the winners.
Geordi: I'm hittin' this homerun over the left field wall just for you, Timmy!
Troi: That's right field, Babe.
Thanks for the belly laugh LH!
Data: Sir, I believe this "Tores" is an imposter!
Yar: Ha, no gun against my head. I must be unkillable!
Riker Thinking: Six months of this, tops. Then I'll be the youngest, thinest and most clean shaven captain in the fleet!
Worf thinking: I hope no one will notice I'm asleep.
Geordi: Hey, this is obviously not an exterior! I hope we do alien planets better than this in the future.
Data: Query sir, is this what you meant when you said you hoped to "Get your rocks off" on this mission?
Data: Sir, I believe this "Tores" is an imposter!
Yar: Ha, no gun against my head. I must be unkillable!
Riker Thinking: Six months of this, tops. Then I'll be the youngest, thinest and most clean shaven captain in the fleet!
Worf thinking: I hope no one will notice I'm asleep.
Geordi: Hey, this is obviously not an exterior! I hope we do alien planets better than this in the future.
Data: Query sir, is this what you meant when you said you hoped to "Get your rocks off" on this mission?
Riker: Captain, you just killed everyone on the planet while you were playing around.
PICARD: bib..boob...bipboop. This is fun...and the lights are pretty.
Picard: Starfleet Command, come in please, urgent.
Starfleet: This is Starfleet Command, go ahead Captain.
Picard [snickers]: ...do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Riker: Mr. Data, make a note to the galley: Chili Cookoff Night is hereby cancelled for all diplomatic functions.
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Picard: This is your captain speaking, we've hit a little turbulence, so I've turned on the fasten seatbelts sign. Please return to your seats and buckle those seatbelts.
Riker: Seat belts, sir?? There aren't even any!
Picard: Tee hee!
Data: And that house was three days from retirement. The bastards!
Picard: Starfleet Command, come in please, urgent.
Starfleet: This is Starfleet Command, go ahead Captain.
Picard [snickers]: ...do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Picard "This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise, please respond."
Hood: "This is the U.S.S. Hood. Yes, Captain?"
Picard: "Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
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