Hello and welcome to the new contest, complete with many winners!
First up to the plate, we have the "HBO Now is unavailable in this sector" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:
Soldiers: Great. Now we'll NEVER find out what happened in the Game of Thrones finale.
Next, we have the "Plausable Explanations" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
How did the 24th century Romulans get their forehead ridges? Transporter accidents. Lots of them.
Next, we have the "Genie Francis probably doesn't approve of this one" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers, for:
Director: "Jonathan, I specifically asked for a "determined, steely gaze off into the sunset". What you're doing looks more like "your mother's staying with us for two whole weeks?""
Next, we have the "Die Hard: With a Next Generation" Award, going to NinjaRaiden2006 for:
Data: I believe the correct phrase is, "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfu-"
Next, we have the "Terror in the Pattern Buffer" Award, going to tharpdevenport for:
"There'sssss ... somethinginthetransporterstream!"
Next, we have the "Will arrive sometime between the 22nd and 24th Centuries" Award, going to shivkala for:
Pakled Captain: We told engineer'd be here between 1300 and 1500 hours. It now 1750! This ridiculous! We demand to speak with your supervisor!
Next, we have the "And DON'T land the shuttle in a swamp!" Award going to Leviathan for:
KlingWan'Khenohbi: Worf...Worf...you must go the Dago-bah system.
Next, we have the "Critical Timing" Award, going to CorporalCaptain for:
Shelby: There, we almost have it!
Data: Yes, as long as nothing disturbs this soil for the next 30 seconds, our analysis will give us what we need to defeat the Borg.
(Riker and La Forge materialize.)
Next, we have the "Hey, look! A distraction!" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:
Geordi: "Don't worry, Captain, I can get Dr. Crusher back."
Pulaski (under her breath): "Blast it, I thought I'd finally-"
Troi: "Finally what, Doctor?"
Pulaski: "Nothing! Ooooh, look, sparkles!"
Next, we have the "Good Safety Advice" Award, going to Triskelion for:
Data: Don't press fire, don't press fire, don't -
Next, we have the "Show me the money!" Award, going to Herbert for:
Data: Help me help you
Next, we have the "Precise Scans" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Picard: Mr. Worf, you're taking the phrase "I hope the carpets and drapes match" too literally.
Next, we have the "As written in Tobin's Spirit Guide" Award, going to tharpdevenport for:
Data: "Symmetrical chair stacking. Just like the Philadelphious IV mass turbulence of 2347"
Next, we have the "Londo Mollari flight school" Award, going to shivkala for:
Picard: Now, impulse drive... impulse drive, hmm. Now if I were the impulse drive, which one of these would I be?
First up to the plate, we have the "HBO Now is unavailable in this sector" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:
Soldiers: Great. Now we'll NEVER find out what happened in the Game of Thrones finale.
Next, we have the "Plausable Explanations" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
How did the 24th century Romulans get their forehead ridges? Transporter accidents. Lots of them.
Next, we have the "Genie Francis probably doesn't approve of this one" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers, for:
Director: "Jonathan, I specifically asked for a "determined, steely gaze off into the sunset". What you're doing looks more like "your mother's staying with us for two whole weeks?""
Next, we have the "Die Hard: With a Next Generation" Award, going to NinjaRaiden2006 for:
Data: I believe the correct phrase is, "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfu-"
Next, we have the "Terror in the Pattern Buffer" Award, going to tharpdevenport for:
"There'sssss ... somethinginthetransporterstream!"
Next, we have the "Will arrive sometime between the 22nd and 24th Centuries" Award, going to shivkala for:
Pakled Captain: We told engineer'd be here between 1300 and 1500 hours. It now 1750! This ridiculous! We demand to speak with your supervisor!
Next, we have the "And DON'T land the shuttle in a swamp!" Award going to Leviathan for:
KlingWan'Khenohbi: Worf...Worf...you must go the Dago-bah system.
Next, we have the "Critical Timing" Award, going to CorporalCaptain for:
Shelby: There, we almost have it!
Data: Yes, as long as nothing disturbs this soil for the next 30 seconds, our analysis will give us what we need to defeat the Borg.
(Riker and La Forge materialize.)
Next, we have the "Hey, look! A distraction!" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:
Geordi: "Don't worry, Captain, I can get Dr. Crusher back."
Pulaski (under her breath): "Blast it, I thought I'd finally-"
Troi: "Finally what, Doctor?"
Pulaski: "Nothing! Ooooh, look, sparkles!"
Next, we have the "Good Safety Advice" Award, going to Triskelion for:
Data: Don't press fire, don't press fire, don't -
Next, we have the "Show me the money!" Award, going to Herbert for:
Data: Help me help you
Next, we have the "Precise Scans" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Picard: Mr. Worf, you're taking the phrase "I hope the carpets and drapes match" too literally.
Next, we have the "As written in Tobin's Spirit Guide" Award, going to tharpdevenport for:
Data: "Symmetrical chair stacking. Just like the Philadelphious IV mass turbulence of 2347"
Next, we have the "Londo Mollari flight school" Award, going to shivkala for:
Picard: Now, impulse drive... impulse drive, hmm. Now if I were the impulse drive, which one of these would I be?
