Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #526: Cardio Contest

[Drob]

Anybody practising an extreme Riker lean should use an open doorframe for support and appropriate footwear.

Geordi: Only engineers get to wear wheelie shoes, now get outta my way, wheeee!

Casting call for DS9!

Pike, Bones? I thought you said Spike Jonze <stops dancing>

Troi: Your jogging has improved Will.
Riker: It’s because of my new runners.
Troi: What kind are they?
Riker: Imzadidas of course!

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the Log win...whatever it was

Riker: These things really chafe...

Riker: Stop! Deanna's fine! Spot's just a cat!

First Officer's Log: Why couldn't Pressman be among them...

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks for the double win LH!

Riker: And you believed I'd marry you this time? So long sucker!

McFadden: Fuck off Maurice!

Worf: Who designed these bloodly holsters that can't keep the phaser in when you jog?

Geordi: Christ, all this running about to keep the ship going, no wonder we needed 20 chief engineers in our first year.

Picard: Come on Number One, these doors would look great in Ten Forward. Let's go grab some cutting equipment before all the formally possessed wake up.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!