Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #525: Theoretical Relationships

[Smellincoffee]

Data: Lieutenant, are you aware that I assist Commander Riker with performance reviews?
D'Sora: Oh, no, Data, that's wonderful. You must like responsibility.
D'Sora: ... oh, you were telling me to assist you.
Data; I am experimenting in the art of dropping subtle hints. Did I succeed?

Data: Give us a squidge.

Worf: Affirmative. This table has been moved 1.5 centimeters in this direction.
Picard: I KNEW it. Riker and his little trollops!

Picard: They're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

Picard: Picard to Enterprise. Who put the "I BRAKE FOR DELTANS" sticker on our posterior?

 

[woodstock]

"Life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you... I should write this down before someone steals it."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "Sssiiiggghhh, Mr. Data, please make a note to remember to fire the new Pakled housekeeping team."

Riker: "LOL, don't worry -- self-cleaning ship."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Picard: "All right, fellow road trippers. Let's put on some music. Any requests?"
Riker: "Yeah. How about paying attention to the road?"
Picard: "Commander!"
Riker: "Sir."
Picard: "That's better."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: God-like powers here I come! Watch your back Q!

 

[LeadHead]

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