Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #525: Theoretical Relationships

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Sep 10, 2017.

  1. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Data: Lieutenant, are you aware that I assist Commander Riker with performance reviews?
    D'Sora: Oh, no, Data, that's wonderful. You must like responsibility.
    D'Sora: ... oh, you were telling me to assist you.
    Data; I am experimenting in the art of dropping subtle hints. Did I succeed?

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    Data: Give us a squidge.

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    Worf: Affirmative. This table has been moved 1.5 centimeters in this direction.
    Picard: I KNEW it. Riker and his little trollops!

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    Picard: They're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

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    Picard: Picard to Enterprise. Who put the "I BRAKE FOR DELTANS" sticker on our posterior?
     
  2. woodstock

    woodstock Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    "Life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you... I should write this down before someone steals it."
     
  3. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: "Sssiiiggghhh, Mr. Data, please make a note to remember to fire the new Pakled housekeeping team."


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    Riker: "LOL, don't worry -- self-cleaning ship."
     
  4. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Picard: "All right, fellow road trippers. Let's put on some music. Any requests?"
    Riker: "Yeah. How about paying attention to the road?"
    Picard: "Commander!"
    Riker: "Sir."
    Picard: "That's better."
     
  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Worf in the 23rd Century Premium Member

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    PICARD: God-like powers here I come! Watch your back Q!
     
  6. LeadHead

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