Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #523: R&R
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Middle Klingon: "Picture time! Everybody get into the shot and look like you're happy to be - for the love of Kahless, Murgh, enough with the watusi already."
Riker: "It's chocolate-flavored tribble poop."
WORF: These models are constructed too flimsy. I only smashed it against the wall once.
RIKER: Deanna, we have to talk. Do you have a standing deal with Mr O'Brien to transport chocolate out of your stomach after you eat it?
WORF: I'm not the right person to ask. For academy girls, being Klingon is enough.
PICARD: (Don't dream about Vash...don't dream about Vash...crap, now I'm thinking about Vash.) Umm, Data? If I say or do anything weird while I'm sleeping, you are under strict orders never to relate that information.
KLINGON: Are all the humans gone?
WORF: Yes.
KLINGON: Okay everyone, drop your bat'leths, now it's time for the dainty dress up dance off!
(Picard walks in)
PICARD: Hey, I forgot something.
KLINGON: RAAARRRR I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO KEEPS ME FROM THE BLOOD WINE RAAAHHHRRR!
Klingons in back: <singing> Rollercoaster of Love!
Klingon off screen: Say what!
Worf with Kurn and other Klingons: <singing> Rollercoaster, yeah (ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
Klingons in back: <singing> Rollercoaster of Love!
Klingon off screen: Oh, baby, you know what I'm talkin' about
Worf with Kurn and other Klingons: <singing> Rollercoaster, yeah (ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
All Klingons: <singing in unison> Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby I wanna ride, yeah. Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby I wanna ride, yeah
Troi: Sometimes when I'm eating chocolate, my mind wanders and I think about things. For example, the chocolate goes in brown and comes out brown.
Riker: <looks concerned but says nothing>
Troi: And then there was the time that my chocolate looked like that alien turd we found on Gamma Regula 6
Riker: <now looks alarmed. he puts his hand to his mouth and makes a very bad and even more very obvious sound imitating his com badge going off and then makes an even worse impression of Picard talking> Commander Riker, report to the bridge.
Riker: <removes hand from mouth and then taps com badge> On my way, sir! <stands up from seat>
Troi: <does not seem to take notice of Riker's very obvious attempt to be called away and looks back down at her chocolate> It's all watery now. This reminds me of the morning after I ate all those spicy Klingon peppers and....
Riker: <says nothing else and hurries out of Ten Forward>
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Worf: It's not enough to tell a story; you must also give Lego Warriors honor.
Geordi: You know, I got laid on the holodeck once, during a crisis too.
Worf: So did I.
Worf: A tall ship and a star to guide her my arse.
Riker: Would you like to lick the rim?
Worf: No, you'd better go over alone. Worse that will happen to a love interest of yours is they have to "Go Away", mine all die.
Data: If you forgot to bring your pyjamas, why not sleep naked Sir?
Worf: Do my people really own no other clothes?
It is a good day to attach tab A into slot B.
Riker: That bowl is crushing being a bowl.
Geordi: Well why did they accept our free drinks if they won't even say thanks or acknowledge our existence in any way??
Worf: Hard to say, perhaps it is because THE DRINKS ARE ALREADY FREE
Geordi: I bet this wouldn't happen to us if drinks still cost money.
Worf: No way! It is the economy.
Geordi: Yup - the economy.
Picard: Data, are you waiting for me to fall asleep so you can spoon me?
Data: Shhhh. Shhhh.
Picard: Soong was a creep.
♩ ♪ nuq 'oH muSHa'ghach
ghu Qo', jIHvaD 'oy'
Qo', jIHvaD 'oy'
yImev ♫ ♬
(Translation: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.... ♫ ♬)
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