Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #522: The Grand FInale

[Finn]

Yar:....state of art. Her defenses are..."

Picard: She wouldn't be taken down even after an encounter with an old Klingon ship like Kirk's.

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Now I specifically told all of you to be here on time. Where's Skanty?
Worf: He is still getting his legs waxed, sir.
Picard: Oh well, that's understandable. Mister Worf, you'll have to fill in for him.
Worf: THE HELL
Picard: Troi, give him your dress. Put on something else.
Troi: CAN DO!
Yar: I have a bad feeling about this.

Yar: And right there is where the ship separates, sir.
Picard: Separates? From what?
Yar: From itself, sir.
Picard: The ship separates from itself? Why the hell would it do that?
Yar: For the children, sir.
Picard: We throw children at the enemy and zoom away? That's brilliant! And just what failed colony do we steal these children from? Turkana?
Yar: Sigh. You really should read the memos, sir.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Mystery Star Trek Science Theater 3000"

Picard: "You know, the Enterprise encountered a black hole once. She graced the rim for a bit."

Crow: "Whoa -- TMI!"

 

[Finn]

Admiral's Log: I wonder if the computer still has that holoprogram of T'Pol trying to make a decision with an very elderly Archer who had succumbed to dementia....

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Come again, sir?"

Picard: "Pull my finger!"

Beverly Picard: "No, Data -- do--"

FAAAAARRRRRTTTTT!!!!!

Picard: "Coolant leak!"

 

[Mojochi]

Picard: In hindsight this is kind of underwhelming. I wish we had a more majestic musical score

Picard: I hereby take command of the enter thighs... I mean prise... center prize. No... Not your center prize.... or thighs. I... uhh... enter... prize? Oh good grief. Get back to your stations, & discontinue that miniskirt uniform immediately.

Picard: Stop calling us both Captain Picard dammit!

Q: Well, except for Livingston. He'll probably be fine despite all this mess you've made

Riker: How is SHE the only one I can't beat, when all the rest of you have your own way to cheat?

Picard: Seems like the chief of security would have something better to do than piloting my shuttlecraft from starbase.

Picard: When I call your name, step up to collect your list of the 50 other crew members each you have to relay this briefing to.

Picard: YAHTZEE!

Q: Oh lord, not another face palm meme. When will it ever end?

Riker: I TOLD you she was coming! You didn't believe I could really communicate telepathically with her. HA!

 

[LeadHead]

Apologies for the tardiness of the next contest. It will begin tomorrow.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[JesterFace]

Q - Are you wondering what I'm wondering? If you had more hands, how many you could put on you face to create the Ulti-Mega-facepalm? Well, I can arrange that...
PICARD - We have holodecks, I already know.