Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #522: The Grand FInale

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  1. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Yar:....state of art. Her defenses are..."

    Picard: She wouldn't be taken down even after an encounter with an old Klingon ship like Kirk's.
     
  2. Triskelion

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    Picard:
    Now I specifically told all of you to be here on time. Where's Skanty?
    Worf: He is still getting his legs waxed, sir.
    Picard: Oh well, that's understandable. Mister Worf, you'll have to fill in for him.
    Worf: THE HELL
    Picard: Troi, give him your dress. Put on something else.
    Troi: CAN DO!
    Yar: I have a bad feeling about this.

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    Yar: And right there is where the ship separates, sir.
    Picard: Separates? From what?
    Yar: From itself, sir.
    Picard: The ship separates from itself? Why the hell would it do that?
    Yar: For the children, sir.
    Picard: We throw children at the enemy and zoom away? That's brilliant! And just what failed colony do we steal these children from? Turkana?
    Yar: Sigh. You really should read the memos, sir.
     
  3. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    "Mystery Star Trek Science Theater 3000"

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    Picard: "You know, the Enterprise encountered a black hole once. She graced the rim for a bit."

    Crow: "Whoa -- TMI!"
     
  4. Finn

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    Admiral's Log: I wonder if the computer still has that holoprogram of T'Pol trying to make a decision with an very elderly Archer who had succumbed to dementia....
     
  5. tharpdevenport

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    Data: "Come again, sir?"

    Picard: "Pull my finger!"

    Beverly Picard: "No, Data -- do--"

    FAAAAARRRRRTTTTT!!!!!

    Picard: "Coolant leak!"
     
  6. Mojochi

    Mojochi Commodore Commodore

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    Picard: In hindsight this is kind of underwhelming. I wish we had a more majestic musical score

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    Picard: I hereby take command of the enter thighs... I mean prise... center prize. No... Not your center prize.... or thighs. I... uhh... enter... prize? Oh good grief. Get back to your stations, & discontinue that miniskirt uniform immediately.

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    Picard: Stop calling us both Captain Picard dammit!

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    Q: Well, except for Livingston. He'll probably be fine despite all this mess you've made

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    Riker: How is SHE the only one I can't beat, when all the rest of you have your own way to cheat?

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    Picard: Seems like the chief of security would have something better to do than piloting my shuttlecraft from starbase.

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    Picard: When I call your name, step up to collect your list of the 50 other crew members each you have to relay this briefing to.

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    Picard: YAHTZEE!

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    Q: Oh lord, not another face palm meme. When will it ever end?

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    Riker: I TOLD you she was coming! You didn't believe I could really communicate telepathically with her. HA!
     
  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Apologies for the tardiness of the next contest. It will begin tomorrow.
     
  8. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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