"Agt, agt, agt, agt, agt -- you didn't say the magic word."
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #500: Memory Lane
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"Agt, agt, agt, agt, agt -- you didn't say the magic word."
Picard: "Well, Number One, your reputation precedes you, I see..."
Riker: "My reputation?"
TFTW Leadhead! And congratulations on 500 contests!
*KLUUNK-CHNNK*
Riker: Wow, that's actually knocked my back back into place! No more walking at a funny angle for me!
Stewart: We could have saved money here if we'd just got the guy from the Binar episode back and had him shave his beard off.
Worf: And this commander, is how a warrior performs foreplay.
Riker: A bidet as well!
Spiner's post-Nemesis career made him rue his decision to have Data killed off.
*KLUUNK-CHNNK*
Riker: Wow, that's actually knocked my back back into place! No more walking at a funny angle for me!
Stewart: We could have saved money here if we'd just got the guy from the Binar episode back and had him shave his beard off.
Worf: And this commander, is how a warrior performs foreplay.
Riker: A bidet as well!
Spiner's post-Nemesis career made him rue his decision to have Data killed off.
And onward!
Picard: Next starship needs more than one toilet.
Riker: Waiting wouldn't be so bad if we couldn't hear the noises of Worf's bowl excavation from the outside.
Troi: Looks like ritual Klingon suicide. Maybe I should have let him book an appointment when he told me he was feeling depressed and suicidal and that he had to talk to me straight away. But do you know how long it takes to put on all this make up and do my hair? There was no way I could fit him in before lunch.
Lal: What do you mean Lal Lal Land didn't actually win the Oscar?
Burton: Baird is trapped on the other side of the door! Begin decompression!
Even hanging him upside down for his largest scene didn't stop people noticing George McFly had been recast for Back to the Future Part 2.
Picard: Next starship needs more than one toilet.
Riker: Waiting wouldn't be so bad if we couldn't hear the noises of Worf's bowl excavation from the outside.
Troi: Looks like ritual Klingon suicide. Maybe I should have let him book an appointment when he told me he was feeling depressed and suicidal and that he had to talk to me straight away. But do you know how long it takes to put on all this make up and do my hair? There was no way I could fit him in before lunch.
Lal: What do you mean Lal Lal Land didn't actually win the Oscar?
Burton: Baird is trapped on the other side of the door! Begin decompression!
Even hanging him upside down for his largest scene didn't stop people noticing George McFly had been recast for Back to the Future Part 2.
Picard: But what could Beverly and Deanna be doing in there?
Guinan: Good technique, Lal. Now try for a target with a bit less sleaze.
I don't have a caption. I'm too distracted by Dr. Crusher staring straight into my soul.
Data: "Captain, it seems counter productive to grab on to object on the Bridge at the angle it is tilted and expect to stop your suddenly jolt that way. Further more I have noted Bridge crew, including myself, not even gripping to stop the jolt but rather just firmly placing their hands on stations."
Picard: "I'm gripping something firmly, Mr. Data"
Troi: "What's on my ass?"
Main Viewer: - and right, and left, kick the mugato, kick the gorn, and right, and left, now Kirk dive, and roll! And one, and two...
Worf: Abs of Duranium has no honor. I'm getting my moQbara instructor certificate.
Data: What is Mesopotamia
What is trinitrium 4 isotopic decay
What is Claude Debussy's synthesis of monophonic-based melodic tonality with harmonies
Who is Clara Peller
Bet it all.
...
What is your brain on drugs
Guinan: No Lal, I asked for a gin fizz - not a chin frizz.
Riker: I get that all the time.
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Guinan: No Lal, I asked for a hot toddy - not a shot body.
Riker: I get that all the time.
"What a coincidence, Number One; it's the same thing Counselor Troi said to you last night before she left Ten-Forward!"
Guinan: No Lal, I asked for a ton of fun - not a Number One.
Riker: I get that all the time.
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