Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #500: Memory Lane
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Q: "Rockabye baby, on the tree top..."
Riker: "Don't fight it, Worf. We're your friends and we care about you."
Worf: "Interventions are- ugh! - without honor!"
Riker: "So is eating twelve quarts of butterscotch ice cream."
Q: ACHOO!!
PICARD: You know, I don't need you to think of the other option. If you thought of it it means we will just think of it too. *vaporize*
WORF: ONE ENTERPRISE! ONE SHIP! ONE BRIDGE!
RIKER: Waking Worf up on the holodeck and not telling him is so much fun.
RIKER: Look at me, I'm Captain Jo-hn Luc Pee-card! I'll have my hot earl gray tea, oooh. What is this tripe, this play was written less than 700 years ago, utt-her garbage. I act repressed but I have very vivid sexual fantasies. OOOOH!
During the Dominion War, Data requisitioned interchangeable parts so he could screw his head to a giant killer robot body.
Picard: "Congratulations."
Riker: "Thank you, Captain. Riker out....Well, Willy, my boy, you finally did it. Captain of your own starship, full of energy, and handsomer than ever."
Picard (whispering on comms): "Does he know we're still listening?"
Data: "I do not believe so."
Picard: "Then perhaps we should end the-"
Geordi: "Are you crazy?! This is too good to pass up!"
Riker: "Now, to choose a catchphrase..."
Woof: "Captain, it appears multiple crew on the port side are using Shake & Bake."
Pikard: "Suggestions?"
Dahtah: "I help?"
"This would be a much more touching moment if this chair didn't smell like three years of Earl Grey tea farts."
RIKER: Hey look, this fish is swimming upside down!
TROI: Didn't the Captain ask you to feed him, while he was away?
RIKER: I did. I gave him enough food to last a week.
TROI: Uh-oh.
Riker: "Eh, useless. Why don't you go take the helm; maybe you'll do a better job there."
Picard: Computer, why are we denied entry?
Computer: The turbolift system was reprogrammed to deny you entry.
Picard: By who?
Computer: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher
Picard: Under whose authorization?
Computer: Doctor Crusher. She requires your presence as she has something to tell you.
Computer: To reset your password click this link and we will send a reset to stargazer-guy@hotmail.com
Picard: I lost the password to that email account 12 years ago.
Riker: Is the purpose of that terminal just to tell us whether we can use the door or not? Is that really the best use of a terminal?
Picard: Don't be silly, Number One, it's usually a map that says, "You are here."
Riker: What's the purpose of a map that tells you where you are? Shouldn't you know that by virtue of being here in the first place?
Wesley: He's not breathing, I'll initiate mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Worf: *Weakly* No, either it's one of the two hot female crew members here or today will be a good day to die!
Wesley: But neither of them is qualified in CPR, I am!
Worf: *Weakly* ...good day to die...
Lal: If I do not wish to engage in coitus with this speciman, do I indicate that by tossing him left or tossing him right?
Guinan: That's "Swipe left," but, you know what? Tossing works, too.
Geordi: Bee!
Worf: Sir, I must object, it is my duty as chief security officer to be the one who is tossed around, trussed up, beaten up, etc. I don't stand around delegating jobs after the Captain issues his orders. I don't kiss up to him. Those are your jobs. Being a living rag doll is mine.
Riker: Objection, noted. *passes out*
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