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Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #494: Spirit of Exploration

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PICARD: Tell me, Mister Data, have you ever seem a more arrogant and smug group of people?
 
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Picard: We won't be gone back. Earl Grey tea are gone! Duplicates of Wesley are everywhere! Yar and Data making out in the corridors during off duty hours. And Beverly is always in my quarters!
 
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Luisa: What we're doing is so exciting, so inspiring. We take a lifeless picture and caption by caption transform it into a thread capable of supporting humor. Captioning makes you feel a little god-like. The first phase involves selecting the pictures. That's very important. They must have the right size and characters, and a balanced mix of Picard and Data images. Next, we introduce Photoshop and the Awards, and when the process is complete eventually, we'll have a contest to judge.

...in 35 years judging can begin!

Riker: Longer if it's in the movie Forum?
 
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PICARD: It's like dejavu all over again.
DATA: This is heavy..
PICARD: What does gravity have to do with this?
 
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Picard: "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the series?"

Wesley: "Now. You're looking at--"

Picard: "SHUT UP, WESLEY!"

Data: "Now, sir. You are looking at now, sir. Evertying that is happening now, is happening now."

Picard: "What happened to then?"

Data: "We passed it."

Picard: "When?"

Data: "Just now, sir. We are at now now, sir"

Picard: "Go back to then."

Data: "When?"

Picard: "Now!"

Data: "Now?"

Picard: "Now!"

Data: "I cannot, sir."

Picard: "Why?"

Data: "We missed it."

Picard: "When?"

Data: "Just now, sir."

Picard: "Not good enough, damnit, not good enough!"
 
While this is completely true and utterly appropriate and acceptable, it fails to account for the fact that annoyingly and comically pointing out the theoretical abduction of our Lord and Master Judge is the highlight of our RL.
Alas, your humble moderator sits awkwardly still in an uncomfortable chair eagerly awaiting the next Stickyswitch.
 
Alas, your humble moderator sits awkwardly still in an uncomfortable chair eagerly awaiting the next Stickyswitch.

Indeed, the life of the mod is fraught with trials, tribulations, trolls and lot of swearing at technology which remains maddeningly indifferent to said swearing. The insane asylums are full of modem-era SysOps whistling the 2400 baud connection tune waiting for a handshaking reply.
 
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